- Bryan: Love is a weird thing, isn't it? It's unpredictable sometimes... confusing. But I think... the most important thing... is that the person you're with... loves you for being you. You are enough. And you love them just for being them.
- Bryan: Have you ever thought about how small the chances are that you would be born? If just one thing in history had changed, just one of your millions of ancestors hadn't crossed paths at the exact moment they did, then you wouldn't exist. You'd never have even lived a single day.
- Jack: Did you just make that up?
- Bryan: No. It's a quote from one of Vitelli's films. But it's true, though, right?
- Jack: [chuckles] Yeah.
- Bryan: I mean, it's pretty scary, but if we're honest with ourselves, then it all comes down to chance. And I guess life is about grabbing those chances when they come around.
- The Oracle: A wise person once said about love, We live in a universe that's ruled by chaos and chance, where all it takes is just one moment of ill fortune for all our hopes and dreams to go right down the shitter.
- The Oracle: Do you know how many different ways eight people can sit around a table? No, don't try to work it out. It's really complicated math. You won't be able to. But there are thousands. Trust me. Look it up later. Anyway, the point is, something as seemingly insignificant as where we're sitting at a table is actually chance dictating whether love will succeed or fail.
- Amanda: [to her insecure, uncertain of his prowess, boyfriend] You don't wanna long thin pencil dick going up there!