Intermate

...like to declare that the latest Hollywood blockbuster "popcorn movie" with actual professional actors is the worst movie they ever saw.

They really need a point of comparison for their criticism.

The wooden acting, incoherent plot, and cheesy special effects in Flashout don't even reach the B-Movie bar.

After the 1st 15 minutes I just hunkered down thinking "how much worse can this get?" This challenge was one they were able to meet and exceed.

If you like watching train wrecks or just need to calibrate your criticism scale, you need to watch this film.

There is potentially a story idea here which was attempted but lost to 2nd year filmaking mistakes. The acting is acting, , the vfx are corny and last century, and the low budget techniques are pretty obvious. There is an attempt to dress the movie up with young and pretty actresses, which for the most part are young and pretty, but you would be better off walking the dog or spending quality time with family and friends than devoting any real attention to this movie.

There are so many movies this days that are miscalculated. Wrong rated. This is not a fun B-Movie but a crappy C. Dont waste time of your life on this. Rather watch painting dry.

Flashout is a cute indie production that deftly mixes faux quantum physics, multiverse theory and a multi-orgasmic romp into a package that manages to deliver a number of laughs without seeming excessively contrived or tedious.

This is not an A-lister, big budget film, and those who participated in its creation clearly had that firmly in mind as they crafted this silly sci-fi adventure. This film does not try to be anything other than what it is, and by keeping in its lane, it managed to hold my attention and provide a reasonable amount of (mindless) entertainment.

At times, the dialogue and plot were nonsensical, both intentionally and unintentionally, and likewise, at times the acting was thin on skill - but the film held itself together well enough to be watchable until the end. There were moments of high-camp greatness where the film seemed to be a distant offspring of silly classics like 'Dude where's my car" and "Barbarella", but alas this was not sustained consistently - if Flashout had managed that feat, I would have scored it a solid 6.

Not one to put high on your "must watch" list, but leave it somewhere on there for a grey, rainy day.

I had to search what "campy" means, since six "different" one time reviewers described it as such. Worst fake reviewing ever.

Cute girls, terrible "movie" but honestly i lol'ed a couple of times on how bad it was so i'm giving them an extra star for that.