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I made the title just to save the time of anyone who looked at the score and was like "are there naked people in this?" Well, there's your answer.

Don't get me wrong, that doesn't affect the score; I've watched porn videos that were better written, so that wouldn't really have done them any good here, but I kind of feel that movies like this usually have naked people in it, so I guess they subverted expectations? Yay? I don't know kids; the Kaptain is off his meds at the moment so maybe take this review with more than the usual dosage of salt.

Anyway, this movie is wacky as heck. I watched it in English and for some reason it felt like a nutty anime, really goofy vibes coupled with badly dubbed audio. This produced some unintentional humor, so it is maybe worth a look for that.

So I want to add that Manon Azem is my new waifu. I am totally smitten with her, that curly hair and those green eyes...MMM. I will move to France, learn French, do whatever it takes to win her heart. YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!

Sorry, off my meds. ANYWAY!

All the actors are decent enough in this, the script is just so bananas that you really can't take it seriously, which is really why this is worth a 4. It's a great movie to watch with very low expectations. There were some genuine laughs to be had, and today was a weird, unmedicated kind of day for me, and I really needed this.

There is one creepy guy who is the leader of the baddies who for some reason reminded me of a demented John Malkovich, and I couldn't stop laughing at him. I think this was intentional. I couldn't think of a way to make this sentence fit with the other stuff I wrote about the actors so it gets its own paragraph thing.

I have no idea how to end this so I'm just going to stop.

This movie seems to be a mess, and it is, but I think it is like that on porpuse because of the references: Texas chainsaw massacre, Death Proof, Wrong Way and many serie B movies.

Yes, the movie follow two different ways: violence an sexual humor for adult people, but childish jokes to show case that nobody, least of all the director, is taking this film seriously.

To say this first, my opinion on this movie is mostly subjective. For me it seems as if the movie is split into two different directions. On one hand it has the sexual humor and bloody violence of a movie for adults, on the other hand the storytelling and jokes are extremely childish and weak. This makes the movie kind of tiring to watch because the movie can't combine mature content and comedic parts like other movies are able to do. The acting is average at best.

Girls With Balls is the type of movie you would watch for a few cheap laughs, a little gore and lots of hot girls running around in shorts. In an era where low brow humour is at the forefront, this movie aims even lower.

It has its moments but the issue with the movie is that the characters are so unlike able. They are so negative with each other and whinge and drop secrets about boyfriends even as they are being hunted like animals. It is almost Beverley Hills 90210 meets Wrong Turn.

There are some very funny moments like the cat scene and the girls show some fight and cleverness along the way. I also understand the French version is way better than the English dubbed version which means the girls are not so sympathetic - but if I was getting chased by a group of forest boys, worrying about who has slept with my boyfriend would be the least of my concerns.

There are some really gory moments that are more over the top splatter moments than the average horror movie which work well. However these are too far between to produce a memorable film. The coach is an absolute riot and a scene stealer whose presence elevated the movie but that is about it,

Fun and entertaining - just not that memorable.

Clocking in under 80 minutes is always a good sign to make a fast moving flick. It is fast moving but it do has a few issues. It wants to be a horror and it also wants to be a comedy.

On part of the horror it surely delivers, never frightening but the killings are okay and with the slo-mo the blood is really well done.

On part of the comedy. Some parts do work, others doesn't, maybe on part I did laugh a bit.

It's all predictable and by the start you really know which girl is going to survive.

It is not all that bad and it's watchable but it doesn't know what it's wanna to be.

Gore 2/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 3/5 Story 2/5 Comedy à,5/5