- Jarred Taylor: [enters apartment containing dead family] Holy shit!
- Mat Best: [laughs]
- Jarred Taylor: An anti-gun family that decided to off themselves before they got infected!
- Nick Palmisciano: How does that 2nd Amendment taste now?
- Mat Best: Everybody hates guns until you have to choke fuck yourself to death with a hot curling iron.
- Jack Mandaville: Touche.
- Gene Vandenham: Someone has to protect us. There's God, then there's me. God must be busy. Lucky for you, I don't take Sundays off.
- Vargas, Vincent: Bro, that's gonna be my next tattoo.
- Jarred Taylor: I feel like I'm at the altar, and Jesus is packing.
- Mat Best: This is SO fucking stupid.
- Mat Best: I just blacked out on freedom!
- Jarred Taylor: I feel like I got buttfucked by Francis Scott Key!
- Heather: Is there ever any dialog between you two that doesn't involve homosexual overtones?
- Jarred Taylor: Not one... single... time!
- Palmisciano, Nick: Hey man... you doin' alright?
- Mat Best: Everyone's counting on me for everything... I'm not their leader. I'm not a leader. I'm... I'm not. And to be completely honest with you dude, I don't think I can do this shit anymore.
- Palmisciano, Nick: Hey. I know the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, but it's there for a reason. Most people quit the second things get hard. You don't. The annals of history are written on the backs of men like you. Men, who when faced with overwhelming odds, when they reach their breaking point, looked into the bowels of hell and smiled. Men who answered the bell for one more round. You're one of those men. We can do this. We can rise up against the impossible and save the world, but we CANNOT do it without you. We need Mat Best.
- Mat Best: [starts laughing]
- Palmisciano, Nick: Oh, Goddammit!
- Mat Best: Got you, Motherfucker!
- Palmisciano, Nick: Fuck!
- Vargas, Vincent: Great West Point speech, Bro.
- [laughs]
- Palmisciano, Nick: Fuck off.
- Heather: Did you just come up with that shit on the spot or what?
- Palmisciano, Nick: [sadly] It's what we do...
- Nick Palmisciano: I hate you.
- Mat Best: It's a love-hate relationship, Nick.
- Nick Palmisciano: It's a hate-hate relationship. I fucking hate you.