Scared Topless

Jim Wynorski used to be famous for making softcore porn and fun T&A adventures back in the 80's and 90's. I dont know if he lost his talent, or just stopped caring, but this movie is awful. Its basically an edited down porno. Theres no real plot and the acting is not funny-bad like in proper softcore pornos. The women here are all regular porn stars and they dont know how to do anything except lay on a bed and fake pleasure. Its a waste of time even if you normally like this sort of thing.

If you're really bored and need entertaining, watch a regular porn movie and then go find one of Wynorskis better films from the mid-90's.

I know female nudity will always attract some level of a male audience, but I had a hard time sitting thru this excuse for boobs and I'm a bit confused why it's so well reviewed.

'Scared Topless' is a drab T&A flick by well known b-movie director Jim Wynorski. Likely filmed in a span of days. Certainly no 500k budget and a long way from this genre's prime in 2015 considering the casts now typically consist of hardcore pornstars. Busty blonde Bridgette B my case in point.

None of that would matter if it's good though. Positive reviews talk of good vibes or a decent story with atmosphere and laughs. I must have missed all that completely. This features the barest of plot, a bunch of horrible dialog, boobs and tame simulated sex scenes.

I'm in no way judging watching stuff like 'Scared Topless', but we don't have to lie to ourselves or others about it's lack of quality. If you want to see beautiful naked women you can do better. Unless all you have access to is cable TV at 3am.

The title made a pretty false claim. Not one person in this film was topless from fear. In the end, I still have my shirt on and I'm very disappointed. However, there is a twist at the end worth sticking around for. 1 star for that and the other 2 for the soundtrack. Howard Blueberry, please name your films more aptly in the future.

This film is an odd duck. I wanted a giggle or two. I put this film on and was surprised to find it was a soft porn film.

There were some laughs to be had. The acting was about as good as I have ever seen in an adult film The music was genius - any track with the lyric "hump me - squeeze my boobies" is pretty special.

The Story deals with a group of students who visit a haunted house and have lots of fairly tame and 4th wall breaking bored sex.

Lets talk about these students. I know Students have a reputation for being poor, but these guys can barely afford clothes. They seem to have been struggling to pass their course though because some of them are in their late 30s poor things.

I don't have a lot of experience with this genre of films but the performers did an amazing job of not exposing even a wrinkle of genital. Honestly, it was amazing. Perhaps a nod of recognition to the director of photography, the director and the editor might be appropriate but I suspect they are one and the same person.

compliments are also due to whoever does the performers skincare products because they are all perfect and flawless.

Loved watching this movie. Hot pornstars in a funny erotic movie, what's not to love? Hilarious and horny and well worth a watch, i mean wan.... decent storyline as well, not that i cared much about that hahahaha. Hot babes and plenty of sex scenes to view and enjoy. Exactly what i was looking for. Straight away you quickly realise this is a softcore so if that isnt what you are looking for then you might as well switch it right off. Or you could sit back relax and enjoy sexy babes getting down and well dirty for the full movie. I know i did. Perfect. Any recommendations for movies like this? Softcore at its funniest.