Scared Topless

Jim Wynorski's spoof lacks the freshness of his other horror movie parodies like House on Hooter Hill or Bare Wench Project. It has the flavor of "one more picture needed for my contract, so let's fill up the time with nasty sex scenes." Music covers the sound too often. The opening scene would have been much better if it didn't change to a film the characters were watching until it was ending. In fact in 20 percent of this the characters watch a movie or TV show of someone else. Jacqui Holland always seems to look away toward the camera or a corner of the room to show off her face, it's less exciting this time and more of a distraction.

The title made a pretty false claim. Not one person in this film was topless from fear. In the end, I still have my shirt on and I'm very disappointed. However, there is a twist at the end worth sticking around for. 1 star for that and the other 2 for the soundtrack. Howard Blueberry, please name your films more aptly in the future.

Awesome movie with a good director and the actors were very helpful to attract people who were watching it to want to watch the film from beginning till end. Every scene was very watchable from beginning till end. The end of each scenes the actors would look at the camera, making you think you could act with them.

Loved watching this movie. Hot pornstars in a funny erotic movie, what's not to love? Hilarious and horny and well worth a watch, i mean wan.... decent storyline as well, not that i cared much about that hahahaha. Hot babes and plenty of sex scenes to view and enjoy. Exactly what i was looking for. Straight away you quickly realise this is a softcore so if that isnt what you are looking for then you might as well switch it right off. Or you could sit back relax and enjoy sexy babes getting down and well dirty for the full movie. I know i did. Perfect. Any recommendations for movies like this? Softcore at its funniest.

Jim Wynorski used to be famous for making softcore porn and fun T&A adventures back in the 80's and 90's. I dont know if he lost his talent, or just stopped caring, but this movie is awful. Its basically an edited down porno. Theres no real plot and the acting is not funny-bad like in proper softcore pornos. The women here are all regular porn stars and they dont know how to do anything except lay on a bed and fake pleasure. Its a waste of time even if you normally like this sort of thing.

If you're really bored and need entertaining, watch a regular porn movie and then go find one of Wynorskis better films from the mid-90's.