- Rich Evans: [Rich calls the phone number on the back of the Dog Sitter box] Yeah, hi, my name's Dan Wilson. This number used to be for a, for a video thing? I got a, I got a video from you guys, it's called Dog Sitter. Well it gave me a great idea, you see, I run Iowa's largest wildlife preserve... And I want to produce a video for giraffes! Just imagine how many zoos are in this country! I got an idea, you see, it's like this, we're gonna, we're gonna build all these platforms in downtown Manhattan. And then we're gonna walk guys around with cameras and it's gonna be like a... like a giraffe's night out in Manhattan! All these platforms are gonna be 15 feet in the air! Qe're gonna put it on a DVD! And and I know those kids like the torrents, so I wanna bombard every DVD with solar radiation! I think that'll create some kind of magnatron. And then if anyone tries to copy the video it's like a beam's gonna fly right into their eyes like Raiders of the Lost Ark! And...
- [Rich starts knocking on the table, pretending someone is knocking on a door]
- Rich Evans: Wait, hold on, they've come back... What's going on, get away from my door! Hold on, I gotta go shoot some guys. I'll talk to you later. My name's Don Wilson... I RUN IOWA'S LARGEST WILDLIFE PRESERVE!
- Rich Evans: Yeah hi, my name's Dan Wilson! Uh this number used to be for a, for a video thing? I got a, I got a video from you guys. It's called "Dog Sitter." Well it it gave me a great idea, you see: I run Iowa's largest wildlife preserve, and I wanna produce a video for giraffes! Just imagine how many zoos are in this country! I-I got an idea you see, it's like this, we're gonna-we're gonna build all these platforms in downtown Manhattan! And then we're gonna walk guys around with cameras and it's gonna be like a-like a giraffe's night out in Manhattan! All these platforms are gonna be fifteen feet in the air! We're gonna put it on a DVD! And-and I know those kids like the torrents? So I wanna bombard every DVD with solar radiation! I think that'll create some kinda magnatron! And that'll-that every-who tries to copy a video is like a-a beam's gonna fly right into their eyes like Raiders of the Lost Ark! When... Wait hold on, they've come back! Wait, let me go... What's going on? Get away from my door! Hold on, I gotta go shoot some guys! I'll talk to you later! My name's Don Wilson! I run Iowa's largest wildlife preserve!