- [first lines]
- Splinter: New York City: it has always been a haven to the most dangerous and cutthroat criminals in the world. But now a new kind of evil has infected the city, far more deadly than any that has come before. A city under siege, desperately in need of heroes. Heroes that are able to fight in the shadows... brave warriors who embrace the darkness and thrive in the heat of battle. Loyal, courageous, lethal... a warrior family.
- Splinter: Michelangelo: party dude packing loads of wacky wit. The heart of the family.
- Michelangelo: Totally!
- Bebop: So, you schmucks don't wanna make good with our gang and pay up, huh? Well, Boss Bebop's here to tell youse there ain't no pizza joint we're gonna own 'fore we're through - even if we gotta remodel some of 'em first! TEAR DIS PLACE APART, BOYS!
- Michelangelo: Great... can we get our delicious pies to go?
- [the Turtles try to board a subway]
- Purple Dragon: Yo, where d'you think you're going, huh? Got a news flash for you, froggies: this here train's members only, and you vigilante creeps ain't members!
- Donatello: Frogs? Really?
- Raphael: Yeah, guess brains ain't one of the membership requirements...
- [fight starts]
- Leonardo: Let's get back to the lair and figure out what we need to do next.
- Michelangelo: Next? Easy! Pepperoni and extra cheese!
- Leonardo: I swear, little bro, you're like a bottomless pit. When aren't you hungry?
- Michelangelo: Um... I think the question these days should be "When am I not fighting?" Look! More mystery ninjas, dude!
- [after fighting Leatherhead]
- Michelangelo: Who the heck was that guy and who put the bug up his butt?
- Donatello: Us, apparently. You heard him, he thinks we're traitors because we fight other mutants.
- Raphael: Only the knucklehead ones. That lizard's got problems, if you ask me.
- Leonardo: Unfortunately, it looks like those problems are now ours, too...
- Michelangelo: The gangs want to take over the pizza shops? We gotta do something about this tragedy, man!
- Leonardo: You're right, Mikey - we can't let these goons have their way! Time to make a stand!
- Foot Ninja: The master demands we must breach this building quickly, before the authorities arrive... or those infernal vigilantes show up!
- Raphael: Is it just me, or has the freak factor in this city been cranked up to eleven all of a sudden?
- Donatello: I'm telling you, between the sudden rash of deadly mutants and these mystery ninja, this city's in some serious trouble! The gangs and mutants are pests, but these ninja take things to a whole new level!
- Leonardo: There's the next pizza shop.
- Raphael: I don't see none of the freak-show troublemakers anywhere...
- Leonardo: Yeah, I think we're early for once.
- Rocksteady: Think again!
- Leonardo: Okay, guys, I'm hitting the hay. That's enough fun for me tonight.
- Leatherhead: No, little turtle, the fun'sss just begun! You traitorsss have brought harm againssst our mutant brethren for too long. Leatherhead will ssstand by no longer, your existensss endsss tonight!