Darker Shades of Elise

Extremely low budget film, terrible acting with a ridiculous and extremely uncomfortable and disgusting storyline.

This is one of those films where you don't know whether to laugh or cry. There might have been a neat, if unoriginal, film inside - unhappily married woman starts affair, is blackmailed and there's a plot twist at the end; but everything is so badly done that the end result is very poor indeed.

The script is clunky and unbelievable; the London work environment which the plot revolves around is portrayed very unrealistically; some of the acting is very poor. The sex scenes are mechanistic rather than erotic, and not nearly as revealing as the director imagines; there is hardly a drop of sweat. Then towards the end, when events turn violent, the violence is so badly filmed that it appears ridiculous. Throughout, the score makes things worse.

This film went straight to DVD/streaming - never a good sign. Best watched with a lot of drinks and crisps - if at all.

What trash has bleached my eyes? The acting is horrendous. I mean, what a pile of nonsense. People clearly get off making these sorts of films, and just think its a whizzy joke. No doubt that some will be amused, but that is just a faze honey - you'll be bored by this one. The photography, the acting, the dialogue... its all just trashy and lacks in any sense of the word 'art'.

While this film may come across as intreeging at first as this eye burner progressed i wanted to be stabbed like rick. Not only was this traumatic it was cheaply made and clearly wasted its low budget on ugly lingerie that burned my eyes and made me want to be celibate. I am dry like sand. While some perves like felix may get off on it i trueley believe whomever wrote this sickening piece cinematic trauma needs Psychiatric help and is ever so clearly been spending too much time on twitter. I trueley believe Bianca is the true villian not just because she is ginger anyway do not waste your time on this piece of filth #livelaughloverick #justiceforrick #hecandonowrong xx <3.

Omg, acting beyond awful! Terrible attempt to cash in on success.! Deserves a minus 1.