Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven

DON'T WATCH THIS.

I didn't watch this, but I watched a video of someone reacting to it, and GOD, it gave me permanent brain damage that can never be reversed. So, the CGI was terrible. It's like the animators were too lazy to animate! And apparently, these cute girls in this anime AREN'T HUMANS BUT THEY ARE ANDROID/ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE/ROBOT. WOW. But how can they take a shower or, WHY DO THEY HAVE BLOOD?! Some questions may never be answered. And, did you seriously have to make the ending with A BILLION MORE SQUIDS?! I really had expectations for this when I looked at the cover that looked like it had been AI generated. But it turns out, no. Just no! NO!

Please, whatever you do, DON'T, and I mean it. DON'T WATCH THIS SHORT.

So the fabulous Akidearest dropped a YouTube video yesterday titling it "I Watched The Worst Rated Anime of All Time" and I think that video was enough for me to survive watching this non preventable puke fest of an anime. Honestly one of the worst I've ever seen - the CGI was absolutely painfully slow/guillable, one of the villians in this looked like a Super Mario rip-off version of the squid (Loved how Aki called him Squidward), no epic music throughout (the opening was okish but needed more pump) and the characters faces were all blank faced. This 19 minute anime could've done so so much better if it wasn't so badly written or badly drawn.

I'm sure the Japanese voice actors of this anime do not even want to mention this on their curriculum vitaes or say to others that they have done this cursed anime. I'm so glad for Aki and her friends because I would never watch this piece of utter crap by myself lol.....

This anime is a complete mess from start to finish. The animation is painfully stiff, the story is incoherent, and the characters are barely developed it feels like a rushed project, with no clear direction or purpose. Even for fans of obscure, or so bad it's good anime, this one is hard to sit through. The pacing is awkward, the dialogue is cringeworthy, and the cgi is distractingly poor and overall, it fails on almost every level of production and storytelling, the characters are bland and forgettable. The main girl is supposed to be the emotional core, but she has no real personality beyond being quiet and loyal.