- Colton West: Look, you gotta get off the streets. There's giant spiders everywhere.
- Fin Shepard: I'd love to help you, but I got shark problems right now.
- Chris: Ah there's one on top now. You gotta do something
- Colton West: I am doing something
- Chris: Do that thing you like you did in that movie.
- Colton West: Chris,you know the difference between real life and movies?
- Chris: No
- Colton West: Darn
- Wyatt West: Dad!
- Colton West: Ho, ho. My boy!
- Wyatt West: Mom!
- Olivia West: Oh, thank God.
- Wyatt West: Why do you have a military truck?
- Colton West: You know your mom. She likes everything big.
- Olivia West: Yes, I do!
- Doris: You okay?
- Olivia West: I don't know. Colton was just here, and he was ranting about some kind of a disaster, and it actually shook me up a little.
- Doris: Earthquakes, fires, rolling blackouts, mudslides, the Governator. We're Californians. We've been through worse.
- Olivia West: Yeah, I guess.