Alan Squatrito
- Actor
- Writer
- Casting Department
Alan "Squats" Squatrito is a rock and roll musician, stand-up comedian, and actor.
Originally from Fairfield, New Jersey, he started performing on stage at the age of fifteen in original rock and heavy metal bands. When "The Scarlet Scourge" broke up, he got into acting, stand-up comedy, and play-by-play announcing.
You may have seen him on Netflix's 100 Humans, Barstool Sports, or an Erectile Dysfunction commercial
for Blue Chew. Actually, he hopes you haven't seen that one.
