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Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights. We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone, and Nigel McGuiness calling the action, so let’s get into our review!

Match #1: The Opps def. Starboy Charlie, Titus Alexander, & Jack Banning The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Hook hurled Starboy Charlie with a suplex. Alexander grabbed a tag. Shibata and Joe double teamed Alexander with chops. Samoa Joe jabbed at Alexander. The Opps took turns punishing Alexander in the corner. After a Pk, Shibata pinned Titus Alexander.

My Score: 0 out of 5 Match #2: The Outrunners (Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum) def. The Premier Athletes (Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari) The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

The Premier Athletes double teamed Truth in the corner turnbuckles. Sterling slapped Truth as the ref was distracted. Truth retaliated, taking on all three men. Turbo...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Njpw Dynasty International Women’s Cup Qualifier Final – Willow Nightingale def. Jamie Hayter The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

The fans were divided and there was dueling chants. Jamie applied a side headlock. Jamie went for a shoulder tackle, but Willow didn’t budge. Willow wiped out Hayter with a shoulder tackle of her own. Both wrestlers slugged it out like a hockey fight broke out in the ring. Hayter drilled Willow with a Ddt on the apron. The arena lights went out momentarily. The momentary distraction allowed Willow to regain the upper hand with a senton off the apron to Hayter. Hayter hit a neck breaker and...

It’s Monday so you know what that means, it’s time for our weekly review of Aew: Rampage! This week’s show emanated from the Total Mortgage Arena in Bridgeport, Ct and featured Excalibur, Tony Schiavone and Matt Menard on commentary. Now let’s get to the review…

Match #1: Hikaru Shida def. Leila Grey The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Shida knocked down Grey with a shoulder tackle. Shida grabbed a waist lock and swung Leila around and then planted Leila Grey on the mat. Shida followed up with a running knee strike. Leila fired back with a shotgun dropkick. Shida ducked a chop and slugged Grey with an elbow strike, flush on the jaw. Grey retaliated with a running bulldog out of the corner. Grey and Shida exchanged forearms in the center of the ring. Shida got the upper hand and pounded Grey with right hands.

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Ricochet def. Ar Fox The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Ricochet and Ar Fox unleashed a flurry of offense, going hold for hold, until Ricochet hit a tope suidica and a standing shooting star press for a near fall. Fox came back with a spinning vertical suplex. Fox jumped over the top rope and crash landed onto Ricochet on the arena floor. Fox walked the ropes and connected with a shooting star press. Ricochet nailed Fox with a spinning neck breaker from the top rope, displaying extremely creative offense. Fox Ddt Ricochet and followed up with a package power bomb for a near fall on Ricochet! Ricochet rallied...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Darby Allin def. Johnny TV The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Johnny posed in the middle of the match, taunting Darby. Darby grabbed a side headlock takeover, but Johnny came back with one of his own. Johnny TV poked Darby in the eyes and followed up with a sliding German Suplex. Darby rallied back with a superplex to Johnny TV. Johnny rolled out of the ring to collect his thoughts and his breath. Johnny smashed Darby with a Russian Leg Sweep off the apron to the arena floor. Johnny knocked Darby for a somersault backwards off the ring steps with a knee strike. Darby rallied back with a coffin drop from the top.

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Roh World Tag Team Championship Bunkhouse Brawl – Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara def. Undisputed Kingdom (Matt Taven & Mike Bennett) The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Sammy and Dustin brought the fight to Taven and Bennett, charging at the Undisputed Kingdom as they made their entrance! Dustin wrapped a leather belt around his feet and struck Bennett in the forehead. Sammy moonsaulted off the guardrail, wiping out Taven. Sammy battered Bennett and Taven with a kendo stick. Sammy tried for a tope suicida, but Bennett cracked him in the skull with a steel chair. Bennett had Sammy on his shoulders while Taven jumped out of the ring with a Doomsday...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights… though in this case, with All Out scheduled for Saturday, Collision took place on a Friday night! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Jack Perry def. Christopher Daniels The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Daniels blistered Perry’s chest with chops in the corner. Perry answered with a back elbow. Perry hit a lariat and then grounded and pounded Daniels. Perry took down the Fallen Angel with a snap suplex. Perry nailed Daniels with a neck breaker for a two-count. Perry blasted Daniels with a missile dropkick. Daniels was busted open, blood trickling down his forehead. Daniels jabbed at Perry’s jaw and then swept out Perry’s legs. CD followed with a vertical suplex.

Welcome to this review of 2023’s All Out pay-per-view, which once again emanated from Chicago and in particular the Now Arena. And we all know Chicago crowds can appreciate a good pay-per-view and this was a good pay-per-view! The pay-per-view kicked off with the usual Zero Hour, which saw The Acclaimed beat The Iron Savages; Hologram Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara defeat The Premier Athletes; The Bang Bang Gang beat The Dark Order; and Undisputed Kingdom steal the win in a three-way trios match. With that out the way, let’s see what went down on the rest of the show:

Match #1: Mjf def. Daniel Garcia The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Danny Garcia ambushed Mjf as Mjf entered the ring. Garcia was out for blood! Mjf finally stopped Garcia with a neck breaker. Mjf drilled Danny with a Ddt. Garcia regained some momentum after landing a lariat. Garcia...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Hologram & The Conglomeration (Kyle O’Reilly & Orange Cassidy) def. Lee Moriarty, The Beast Mortos, & Johnny TV The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Kyle ducked a kick from Johnny TV. Kyle grappled Johnny to the mat, but Johnny got to his feet and hit a shoulder tackle. Kyle went for an arm bar, but Johnny blocked it and rolled to the ropes. Hologram monkey flipped Johnny TV. Orange and Moriarty tagged in for their respective teams. Orange and Lee Moriarty chain wrestled until Hologram tagged back in. Hologram and Lee went back and forth, move for move. The Beast Mortos charged in and cleaned house on all three men of the opposing team.

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: The Conglomeration def. The Undisputed Kingdom The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Bennett and Briscoe traded chops. Briscoe applied a side headlock and then Kyle booted Bennett after a tag. Roderick entered the match and he and Kyle exchanged strikes. Kyle tossed Roddy with a big back body drop. Kyle wiped out Bennett and Taven with dragon screw leg whips. Orange tagged in and wiped out Bennett and Taven with a double hurracanrana. Orange spiked Roderick with a Ddt. Bennett blocked a Beach Break and Taven jumped off the turnbuckle, spiking Orange with a piledriver. Briscoe grabbed a tag and cleaned house on the Undisputed Kingdom with his redneck Kungfu!

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Claudio Castagnoli def. Champion Lee Moriarty and Tomohiro Ishii The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Ishii and Claudio knocked down Lee with a double shoulder tackle. Lee fired back with a dropkick to both men. Moriarty rocketed out of the ring with a tope suicida and wiped out Ishii and Claudio. Back in the ring, the three men battled it out, trading chops! Lee and Ishii both chopped Claudio. Ishii and Claudio and Lee exchanged German suplexes! Claudio rocked both men with lariats. Claudio hurled Lee around the ring with the Giant Swing! Ishii came in and nailed Lee with a lariat. Lee rallied back with a Border City Stretch on Ishii,...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s latest television show, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Orange Cassidy def. Johnny TV The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Orange dodged a series of round kicks from Johnny and then put Johnny’s own sunglasses on. Johnny TV was furious and went outside the ring to try to have Taya calm him down. Orange wasted no time with a tope suicida to Johnny TV outside. Johnny TV came back with a Russian Leg sweep on Orange. Orange rolled out of the way of a standing moonsault from Johnny. More frustrated now, Johnny wrenched on Orange’s arm, using the guardrail for leverage. Johnny jumped off the middle rope, using it as a springboard,...

It’s Monday so you know what that means, it’s time for our weekly review of Aew: Rampage! This week’s show emanated from the Landers Center in Southaven, Ms, and featured Tony Schiavone and Matt Menard on commentary. Now let’s get to the review…

Match #1: Kings of the Black Throne (Malakai Black & Brody King) def. The Premier Athletes (Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari) The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Black blocked a thrust kick from Daivari and tried to counter with a round kick, but Daivari ducked it. Nese tagged in and cracked Black with a forearm. Black blasted Nese with a back elbow and tagged Brody in. Nese chopped Brody but Brody didn’t budge. Brody leveled Nese with a chop of his own. Brody back body dropped Nese high into the air. Brody followed up with a sit-out senton for a near fall. Malakai Black tagged in,...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s latest television show, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review of this special anniversary show!

Match #1: Samoa Joe, Hook & Katsuyori Shibata def. The Premier Athletes The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Nese hit Joe with a spin kick, but that Joe bulldozed Nese to the mat. Hook tagged in and suplexed Nese, but Nese landed on his feet and then dropkicked Hook. The Premier Athletes triple teamed Hook in their corner of the ring. Shibata grabbed a tag, and Woods entered the match for his team. Woods and Shibata traded forearms. They chain wrestled and Shibata grabbed an arm bar, but Woods reached the ropes with his boots. Samoa Joe boxed Nese into the corner. Sterling...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew: Dynamite, which was broadcast from the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines, Iowa. We’ve got Excalibur, Taz and Tony Schiavone on commentary this week, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: TNT Championship Ladder Match Qualifier – Jack Perry def. Dustin Rhodes The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Jack Perry raked Dustin’s eyes. Dustin fired back with a big lariat. Jack Perry ripped off the middle turnbuckle pad. Jack Perry shoved Dustin out of the ring and into the steel ring post! Perry pushed Dustin into the steel ring steps. Jack exposed the cement, peeling back the protective padding on the arena floor. Jack Perry tried to piledrive Dustin onto the cement, but Dustin countered with a back drop. Dustin Rhodes was busted wide open, blood gushing from his forehead. Jack Perry lined up Dustin for the V-Trigger,...

Welcome to this week’s review of Aew’s latest television show, Collision, which brings wrestling back to Saturday nights! We’ve got the commentary team of Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness calling the action, so let’s get into the review!

Match #1: Ftr (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) vs. Blackpool Combat Club (Wheeler Yuta & Claudio Castagnoli) The following is courtesy of allelitewrestling.com:

Claudio Castagnoli and Dax Harwood grappled at the start of the match, with Claudio trying to smother Dax. Claudio served up a big European Uppercut. Dax left the ring to gather himself. Dax backed Claudio into the turnbuckles and lit up Claudio’s chest with a stiff chop. Claudio body slammed Dax and double stomped Dax’s sternum. Wheeler grabbed a tag and he and Dax exchanged chops. Cash came in and he and Dax delivered a double elbow to young Wheeler Yuta. Cash clobbered Yuta with a European Uppercut.

Another week, another episode of Aew: Dark which emanates from Grand Rapids, Michigan – which means this was taped at the same time as this past weekend’s Battle of the Belts special. We’ve got Taz and Excalibur on commentary as usual so let’s get to the action!

Match #1: Private Party, The Butcher & The Blade def. Isaiah Broner, James Alexander, Brayden Lee, & Sam Moore

My Thoughts: So we open Dark with an 8-man quasi-squash match. Hey, at least Private Party, The Butcher & The Blade are getting “TV” time right? Right..? It seems both teams are floundering somewhat after the end of the Hfo/Ahfo so to see them in action is good, even more so when the in-ring action is good too!

My Score: 2.5 out of 5 Match #2: Anna Jay A.S. def. Megan Meyers

My Thoughts: Anna Jay gets a new name and new attitude… Hopefully her...

Another episode of Aew: Dark, which this week is back being taped at Aew Universal. Let’s join Taz and Excalibur, commentators for Dark as usual, with Ten matches this week – including a main event that sees the Roh Pure Championship on the line. Let’s get to it!

Match #1: Willow Nightingale def. Ashley D’Amboise

My Thoughts: Who doesn’t love the energy Willow Nightingale brings to her matches?! Her infectious attitude really raises the bar for any match she’s a part of, including this one (which is why this match gets an extra half-point just for That). Ashley D’Amboise plays a great heel too and whilst this match was too short for my liking this was still a great opener to this week’s Dark.

My Score: 3 out of 5 Match #2: Nick Comoroto & Aaron Solo vs. Matt Vandagriff & Knull

My Thoughts: Solid but forgettable is how I’d describe this match.

It’s time for this week’s review of Aew: Dark, which emanates from Aew Universal once again and features only 8 matches this week… which hopefully means we’re not going to be subjected to the ridiculous squash-tastic action that we got last week! We’ve got Taz and Excalibur on commentary so let’s get right to it.

Match #1: The Factory def. Invictus Khash, Adam Priest, & Gus De La Vega

My Thoughts: Qt and co. played the big heel card in this match, with Qt himself really p*ssing off the audience in attendance. It wasn’t all about the Factory though, as Invictus Khash – who’s been tagging recently with Ariya Daivari in a couple of Dark/Elevation matches – got in some good offence and showed off the same skills that have impressed in his previous appearances for Aew. A solid start to this week’s Dark Imho.

It’s time for this week’s review of Aew: Dark, which once again comes from Aew Universal and, surprisingly, features an appearance by the Young Bucks… On Dark?! What’s going on? The Bucks taking a walk down memory lane? Let’s take a look.

Match #1: The Young Bucks & Brandon Cutler def. Dark Order

My Thoughts: This was a great opening match with both teams looking good. Cutler did his usual goofy stuff and Still got the pin. You knew Dark Order weren’t going to win this one but Cutler getting the pin? Really?! Still, a really good match to open Dark. Still weird seeing the Bucks wrestle at Universal Studios again though…

My Score: 3 out of 5 Match #2: Ruby Soho def. Ashley D’Amboise

My Thoughts: Nice to see Ashley D’Amboise back on Aew programming and, once again, she impresses even in the loss. A typical...

It’s Wednesday morning so you know what that means… It’s time for our review of this weeks Aew: Dark, which this week comes from Aew Universal in Orlando, Florida. Like the show itself, let’s get right into the action!

Match #1: Jon Silver & Alex Reynolds def. Ariya Daivari & Invictus Khash

My Thoughts: A good opening match between two great teams. Daivari and Khash have looked good in all their Aew outings and that continues here. If anything this match felt like it ran a little short, even though it went over 5 minutes… The sign of a good match Imho!

My Score: 2.5 out of 5 Match #2: Qt Marshall def. Pat Brink

My Thoughts: I was surprised by how much Pat Brink was in control of this match, with Marshall only seeming to get the upper hand thanks to interference from the Nightmare Factory on the outside. Loved how...

It’s Wednesday morning so you know what that means… It’s time for our review of this weeks Aew: Dark, which this week comes from Aew Universal. Let’s get right to it!

Match #1: Anthony Ogogo def. Marcus Kross

My Thoughts: You know what? I kind of liked Ogogo in Aew back before he left to have surgery over here in the UK. Now? Not so much. Now everything feels forced, everything feels like it’s scripted, like it’s a desperate attempt to get him back over with Aew fans – only as some sort of major heel. It’s not working. So much so that I was urging on Mr Dragonball himself, Marcus Kross, to kick Ogogo’s arse! He didn’t instead he got squashed and knocked out…

My Score: 1 out of 5 Match #2: Penelope Ford def. Angelica Risk

My Thoughts: This was better than I expected if I’m honest.

Welcome to this weeks review of episode of Aew: Rampage – the go-home show for Aew’s Full Gear pay per view, with three matches, including Orange Cassidy vs. Matt Hardy in a lumberjack match; Jungle Boy vs. Bobby Fish; Jade Cargill vs. Santana Garrett; and Dante Martin versus a debuting Ariya Daivari!

Match #1: Jungle Boy def. Bobby Fish

My Thoughts: This was a great match up between a veteran and realtive newcomer. Fish showed why he, despite his losses, he should be feared in the ring. This was another match where Jungle Boy was at the disavantage from the get-go and had to fight his way back to get the win. Always a good story for Jungle Boy.

My Score: 3 out of 5 Match #2: Jade Cargill def. Santana Garrett

My Thoughts: This was a glorified squash match that, unfortunately for Santana Garrett, only existed to further the Red Velvet / Jade Cargill feud,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Donald Trump peeing. Donald Trump: I’m peeing! Whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz whiz! Me: We’ve got more new arrivals! Here we go! Dt: I’m pissing…pissing you off!

Match #1: Asher Hale def. Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Ariya Daivari has made no secrets of his bitter disdain toward 205 Live rookies, and after what happened in his match against the debuting Asher Hale, The Persian Prince seems likely to hold newcomers in even higher contempt. Decked out in a black vest and sporting several tattoos, Hale hung with Daivari from bell to bell, though he was left reeling after receiving several clubbing blows and the Persian Splash from Daivari Dinero. The nine-year veteran and self-described “rebel” fought through the pain,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two new arrivals on the scene. Ari Sterling and Ikeman Jiro are debuting in what feels like the biggest shot to the arm in a few years. Having wrestlers debut on 205 is an exciting moment that should not be passed on by anyone who has looked the other way due to this brand falling by the wayside. The King Of Camels: I am the King Of Camels! (King Of Camels gets shot) Me: We’re not doing that! Serious wrestling time! 205 Live! Now!

Match #1: Ari Sterling def. Samir Singh The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Sixteen-year veteran Ari Sterling put on a show during his WWE debut in a collision with one of the longest-tenured staples of the purple brand, Samir Singh. Sterling, the self-proclaimed “reckless daredevil,” immediately lived up...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the good news is that they found Jimmy Hoffa…bad news: in the trunk of my car. I’m glad the smell has subsided and I’m glad you’re here. We have two matches to review, so let’s not waste time playing grab-ass. Let’s go make a fillim!

Match #1: Jake Atlas and August Grey def. The Bollywood Boys The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Jake Atlas and August Grey have competed as partners and opponents over the last few months on 205 Live, but any lingering friction from Grey’s narrow singles victory over Atlas from several weeks ago wasn’t noticeable when the two acrobatic competitors joined forces for a tag team bout against The Bollywood Boyz. Instead, Atlas and Grey had the look of a battle-tested tandem, and they...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…what the… Nathan Favel: I’m Nathan Favel! Me: You fool! I’m Nathan Favel! Nf: You fool! I’m Nathan Favel! Me: I am! Nf: I am! Andy Dick: I’m Nathan Favel! Me and Me: Bull-s–t! Rod Serling: Imagine if you will, two dip-s–ts and a perverted weirdo arguing over who is the same pathetic man. How pathetic is this display? What drives these three men to be so stupid, like the Fox Tuesday night line-up? Hip Teenagers: Waaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Waaaaaaaah!!! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! The Little Mermaid: 205 Live starts…oh Sebastian! Bite it! Bite it! Sebastian: My teeth can’t get through the titty shells!

Match #1: Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Fresh off teaming with Chase Parker to...

Welcome to this week’s review of 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as a female comedian, I don’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. That’s why I use Jippaney’s Polar Bear Repellent, for the lady who doesn’t want to be eaten by a f–king polar bear. Just spray one pint of Jippaney’s finest on your body and polar bears will avoid you like a priest around the parents of the child they violated. Jippaney’s Polar Bear Repellent: It’s such good s–t. Well, now that we have that out of the way, let’s get to the wrestling.

Match #1: Jake Atlas def. Ashante “Thee” Adonis The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Even several months after his brief rivalry with The Brian Kendrick, Ashante “Thee” Adonis still seems to be employing the veteran’s teachings.

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel there’s a bunch of bull-s—t going on here. St. Vincent just pretended to be a horny mummy on Saturday Night Live. Why does she look like my son? Is St. Vincent Bernadette Peters? Is St. Vincent that movie, but in a wig? Is St. Vincent 205 Live, which we’re reviewing right now? Oh yeah!

Match #1: Mansoor def. August Grey The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

After making a confident pre-match boast that he’s a party starter and a streak ender, August Grey clearly wasn’t sweating Mansoor, who entered the bout with a 44-0 record. The Life of the Party came within an eyelash of a win after dropping his opponent with So Much Prettier, but Mansoor bounced out of the ring after the impact. Grey was about to claim a count-out victory,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the best recipe for dog-s—t stew to ea…never mind. That’s for the cat. I’m out of jokes. Wanna watch some wrestling? 205 Live has wrestling. You should watch 205 Live. Yes. Go get ready to review this lovely show with me…or else…you egg-sucking dog! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Welcome to Dateline! Never!

Match #1: Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari def. The Hollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

With Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari reeling from a pair of singles losses one week prior, The Premier Athlete and Daivari Dinero once again joined forces in an attempt to get back into the win column against The Bollywood Boyz, and the strategy paid dividends. The Bollywood Boyz nearly claimed the...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have another episode of “The little WWE show that could”… Let’s go!

Match #1: Ashante “Thee” Adonis def. Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

In matchup between arguably the two best trash talkers on 205 Live, Ashante “Thee” Adonis snatched victory from the jaws of defeat to stun Ariya Daivari. The Persian Lion, who was defeated by August Grey in controversial fashion last week and entered this match in an even worse mood than usual, took control when he grabbed a fist full of his opponent’s hair and yanked him to the met before dropkicking his knee. Seconds later, Daivari drilled Adonis with the Hammerlock Lariat, only to break his own pinfall attempt. Daivari followed up with a picture-perfect frog splash from the top rope and nonchalantly covered his foe,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and hot plates are excellent for soups! If you throw the spelling bee, you can go on an all expenses paid trip to the Seven Sisters college of your choice…with hot plates for your soup! We’ve got semi-heavy men fighting for nothing but nothing as of late, but it’s good fun buddy. So, let’s snatch-up those hot plates for our soup and enjoy 205 Live!

Match #1: Mansoor & Curt Stallion def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Even though they claimed a hard-fought win against The Bollywood Boyz, there were were no cheers, hugs, high-fives or even a handshake between Mansoor and Curt Stallion. Instead, tension lingered from Mansoor’s win over Stallion in singles competition last week, and Mansoor seemingly poured fuel on the fire during a...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I went to the Alabama Institute Of Trailer Trash! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! Yippee-Wippee! Lisa: Dad! Those peanuts are for the elephant! Homer: Screw him! Me: We’ve got two matches here two kick some ass with, so let’s…ummmmm…watch the matches.

Match #1: August Grey & Jake Atlas def. Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Call it a partnership of convenience. Call it uniting against common enemies. But whatever you do, call the combination of August Grey and Jake Atlas effective. Grey and Atlas have watched each other’s backs for the last few weeks to nullify the numbers advantage that Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari typically use in their favor, and they paired up for the first time in an actual match against their recent tormentors. The Premier Athlete...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Editor Phil and I’m back for another review of the WWE show that everyone forgets. Last weeks was a pretty good show so I’ve got my fingers crossed for another great installment of this cruiserweight classic…

Match #1: Mansoor & Curt Stallion def. Ever-Rise The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

After pairing up with The Bollywood Boyz to from “Bolly-Rise” and going 0-3 over the past three weeks in a pair of traditional tag bouts and an Eight-Man Tag Team Match, Matt Martel and Chase Parker seemed to content to go it alone against the impressive combo of Mansoor and Curt Stallion. Still, that didn’t stop The Bollywood Boyz from taking a stroll to the ringside area, giving a pep talk to their comrades and trying to dish out a timely assist. The mid-match...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Editor Phil and I’ll be phil-ing (groan) for Nathan, and checking out the show that everyone seems to have forgotten… Well I watched Smackdown this week and this followed, so technically I’m one of those that forgot it existed too… Anyway, on with the review!

Match #1: Mansoor, Curt Stallion, Jake Atlas and Ashante “Thee Adonis” def. Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Though Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz have seemingly buried the hatchet after being at each other’s throats for months, the third time was certainly not the charm for “Bolly-Rise.” After coming up short in a pair of tag team matches in prior weeks, the quartet suffered yet another defeat in an Eight-Man Tag Team Match against Mansoor, Curt Stallion, Jake Atlas and Ashante “Thee Adonis.

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have two matches that push both the cruiserweight and tag divisions, as we are due to have some Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic Tournament matches on this brand in the coming weeks. I’m becoming a post-mortem porn-star and I’ve got stiffy for ya…Wrestling!

Match #1: Ashante “Thee” Adonis def. Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

After an up and down rookie season on the purple brand, Ashante “Thee” Adonis kicked off 2021 with a bang, grinding out a tough win against Ariya Daivari. Daivari looked to ground Adonis by repeatedly slamming his leg against the steel ring post and savagely booting him in the kneecap, but Adonis fought through the pain and left Daivari reeling with a series of clotheslines and a ring-rattling Ddt. When Adonis went for a superkick,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the first 205 Live of the new freakin’a year! We’ve got two for the road and the road is rocky…Rocky Dennis! Oh God! Rocky…your face…Jesus! Get a paper back over that f—–r…pronto! I mean…Blaugh! Blaugh! Blaugh! I can’t…Blaugh! Anyway, we have…Blaugh! I…Blaugh! Holy…Blaugh! Just go to the mat…Blaugh!

Match #1: Mansoor def. Jake Atlas The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Another Friday night, another Mansoor victory on 205 Live. Mansoor’s undefeated run on the purple brand is made all the more impressive by his ability to win matches in different ways, having outlasted Raul Mendoza in a slugfest last week and narrowly edged Jake Atlas in a mat-wrestling clinic this week. Atlas was hobbled when he landed awkwardly...

Welcome to this week’s Nxt review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and as we take part in the yuletide festivities, let us take this time to enjoy the season and with cast-iron good reason, because…Hookers!!!!!!! F— Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! I’M Gonna Let These ——– Nail Me In The — So Hard That I Won’T Be Able To —- Right For A Week! Okay folks, while I…talk to these hoo…people, I’ll let you read my thoughts on these darling matches.

Match #1: Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch def. Killian Dain & Drake Maverick – Street Fight Match For The Nxt Tag Team Championships The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Killian Dain & Drake Maverick kicked off Nxt by giving Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch a dose of their own medicine, ambushing the Nxt Tag Team Champions from behind during their entrance and immediately overwhelming them. They wasted no time making use of the stipulation,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have me stuck in this lair of losers with Colack The Wuss… Colack: I am Colack! I am not a wuss! My people shall descend upon you very soon for…The Shunting! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Nathan: Bull-s—! You’re full of s—! I want apple juice! Colack: Finish your sushi! Nathan: Sushi is not food! Steak is food! I want apple juice!

Match #1: Ever-Rise def. Bollywood Boyz – Tornado Tag Team Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz have traded wins in the past few weeks as each makes their case for purple brand tag team supremacy. Chase Parker & Matt Martel came in loaded with confidence following solid showings on Nxt against Young Grizzled Veterans and Imperium, while the Singh brothers needed something to turn around their momentum after two straight losses on 205 Live.

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and…oh, you don’t even read these things! Just…piss off! I…oh, f— you…you sweet-heart. Let’s get to the two matches on this show…two!

Match #1: Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari thought they had an ace up their sleeve when they enlisted The Bollywood Boyz and Ever-Rise to interfere on their behalf in a recent Fatal 5-Way Match. The Premier Athlete and The Persian Lion reasoned that bribing the quartet would ensure that one of them claim the victory and earn a chance to challenge Nxt Cruiserweight Champion Santos Escobar, but the move backfired when Curt Stallion emerged from the chaos with the win. Nese and Daivari refused an offer from Samir and Sunil to...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and who let the dogs out? Captain Horse fights Sparkly Pete in the main event, so won’t come home Lassie and stop goin’ to that damn well?! We put Timmy in the damn well! We’re poor! Let the well raise the child!

Match #1: Ever-Rise def. The Bollywood Boyz The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Three weeks ago, Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz were bribed by Ariya Daivari and Tony Nese to interfere in a Fatal 5-Way Match on their behalf, but the plan backfired when Curt Stallion nevertheless claimed the victory, and the teams blamed one another for their failure to secure a win for either Daivari or Nese, sparking a tag team battle between them. Chase Parker found himself in a world of trouble early in the bout, isolated from...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I can’t eat apples, because they scream. On this episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, we have the home of the CEO of Ass-Cream Inc., Trevor Butley, who is very anal about his Stately Sphincter Manor. We have some matches here to Jet your Li, so why don’t you get ready for the partaaaaaaaaay!!

Match #1: August Grey def. Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Though he’s relatively new to 205 Live, August Grey is silencing the doubters one week at a time. Not only has the purple brand’s flashy new Superstar impressed by standing up to the sadistic Timothy Thatcher on Nxt, he also claimed what was arguably the biggest win of his career on 205 Live when he spiked Ariya Daivari face-first into the canvas with an elevated Unprettier.

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’re on our way to talk to Hannibal Lecter, as a part of our children’s series on Pro Wrestling 101. Unfortunately the interview never led to the kind of discussion of wrestling that I wanted for the children, but…what the… Hannibal: Your fist tasted like knuckle children, Mr. Nathan. Perhaps you spend your waking hours too devoted to one hobby over the other? What kind of personal life do you keep, young man? Are you a man of romance, or are you a circle jerk? I…Ow! Nathan: What does it taste like now, mother-f—-r?!

Match #1: The Bollywood Boyz def. Ever-Rise The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Nese and Daivari’s plot for Ever-Rise and The Bollywood Boyz to help one of them emerge victorious from last week’s 5-Way proved unsuccessful,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and a boy saw his parents f—king and ran away. When the dad found the boy in his room, the boy was f—king his grandma. When the dad protested, the boy said, “How does it feel to see some-one f—k your mom?” That’s how I feel watching this show, because I want this show to stop f—king my mom. Well, we’ve got Curt Stallion, because horses have first names too. 205 Live starts…Attica! Attica! Attica!

Match #1: (Main Event) Curt Stallion def. August Grey, Ashante “Thee” Adonis, Tony Nese and Ariya Daivari – Nxt Cruiserweight Championship Contendership Match The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Urgency. Intensity. Raw emotion. And of course, death-defying aerial assaults. All hallmarks of a thrilling multi-man matchup to determine the top contender to the Nxt Cruiserweight Championship.

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Sticky Junk Jones whoopin’ dat ass, boy! We’ve got some new fighters on the show, so get ready for all of that. We gotta get down to this good stuff before I forget what we were even doing here to begin with. Hiya!

Match #1: Mansoor def. Ashante “Thee” Adonis The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Ashante “Thee” Adonis has seemingly become a more well-rounded and focused competitor ever since he started receiving veteran wisdom from The Brian Kendrick, but he still can’t solve the puzzle that is Mansoor, who remained undefeated on 205 Live and posted his fourth singles victory against Adonis. In an ironic twist, the usually sportsmanship-minded Mansoor, who teamed with Kendrick last week to pick up a win against Ever-Rise, was the one to refuse a pre-match handshake,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I used to be a Cambodian combat ballerina, so don’t piss me off or I’ll dance you to death. We’ve got two more super-duper-pooper-scooper matches to make your heart go whoomph! It’s a one-time sound…whoomph! If you have it twice…call a doctor…one whoomph…good to go. Okay, we’ve got some wrestling, so watch the damn wrestling.

Match #1: Curt Stallion def. Ariya Daivari The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

If you’re hoping to score a victory against either Ariya Daivari or Tony Nese, then you’d better be prepared for a two-on-one fight. Case in point: Curt Stallion was constantly forced to deal with Nese’s meddling during a seesaw battle against Daivari, but the rookie persevered by knocking Nese off the apron with a savage headbutt,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and don’t pee in the mailbox! Don’t even think about it, pal! We’ve got two matches to make your brown eyes blue, so don’t blink or I’ll make your brown eyes black and blue. Capiche?!

Match #1: Mansoor def. The Brian Kendrick The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Much to the delight of one Superstar and the dismay of the other, the final bell of 205 Live’s opening match signaled the extension of a pair of streaks, as Mansoor improved to 6-0 while The Brian Kendrick suffered his third consecutive defeat. After absorbing a series of kicks to the head and some trash talk from Kendrick, Mansoor fired back with a jumping clothesline, and an inverted atomic drop into a spinebuster, and three consecutive suplexes to a dazed Kendrick,...

Welcome to this week’s 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Genghis Khan looked just like John Wayne, pilgrim. We’ve got a couple of cool matches, so lick my Landis and rock your Gibraltar!

Match #1: Ariya Daivari def. Anthony Greene The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Ariya Daivari kicked off 205 Live with an arrogant strut to the ring, a briefcase in hand and the boisterous proclamation that he had chosen Performance Center recruits Anthony Greene and Curt Stallion to participate in his $10,000 Daivari Dinero Division. Up first, Greene, who commentator Nigel McGuinness described as “a retro rising star straight out of the ’80s,” caught Daivari by surprise by blocking a cheap shot and firing back with a series of stinging strikes to the face. Daivari quickly responded with a back elbow to the jaw and a flurry of right hands and stomps.

Welcome to this week’s review of 205 Live, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Jessica Alba wasn’t allowed to look at the cast of Beverly Hills, 90210, because they didn’t want to f—k with Dark Angel! I don’t care about her other stuff! Dark Angel, damn it! I like her in other stuff…but Dark Angel, damn it! You better like Dark Angel too, you son of a b—ch! Alright, let’s start Dark Angel…205 Live, right now…you son of a b—ch!

Match #1: Jake Atlas def. Ariya Daivari (Disqualification) The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

Jake Atlas looked to be closing in on a hard-earned victory against Ariya Daivari on the historic 200th episode of 205 Live, but his night suddenly took a sharp turn for the worse. Atlas defeated the 205 Live Original by disqualification, but the win came with a steep price,...

Welcome to this week’s WWE 205 Live review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I could kiss you…but I won’t…ew. We’ve got two fun ones here to make Victoria your secret. I still don’t get how the three sea-shells work and 205 Live starts now!

Match #1: Mansoor def. Ashante “Thee” Adonis The following is courtesy of wwe.com:

The third time’s the charm. At least if you’re Mansoor, who posted his third singles victory in as many matches against Ashante “Thee” Adonis, this time securing the 1-2-3 after fighting his way out of a submission and hitting the Sands of Time. Adonis has received some unsolicited veteran advice from former Cruiserweight Champion The Brian Kendrick in recent weeks, and whether or not he took the veteran’s teachings to heart, “Thee” turned in what was probably his best performance.