Quotes

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one -- I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

We're approaching a last call. All aboard God's train. Buckle up. Because trouble is coming.

[grading Barack Obama] On his constitutional steadfastness? I'd give him a D. On his ability to move forward a progressive agenda, I'd give him a A+. On his willingness to engage with people who disagree with him, I'd give him an F.