Quotes

[on Donald Trump's meeting with Angela Merkel] All the media was like 'Oh my God, is he going to grab her by the pussy?' ...We were pretty surprised, he did not even grab her by the hand.

[How do you make your pale skin look like that?] I peel it a lot... with Domestos.

Irony serves to keep things that would touch your heart too much away from yourself, in order for you to take time with the processing.

[...so, are you also in a party mood for this evening?] Definitely. I have already drunk a coke. And later I maybe want to drink something really wild, a Vitamalz. And then I will pick up some hot bank director's daughter, in the town hall of Marl, and will have a beautiful evening.

One also has to be regarded as shit by the right people.

Joko [Joko Winterscheidt] is the only real sunshine I know...

And I am 11% autistic. They are the very 11% that help you if things get stormy.

Of course I was an oddball [during my school days]. At 14 or 15, I wore long leather coats, weird scarves and eccentric clothes and completely disconnected myself from things that had to do with aiming to be regarded as cool in school. While the others were making out, I inline skated over the Lesumdeich in Bremen. Because I felt like doing so.