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Welcome to this weeks review of Aew: Dark, which is a packed show running the ghastly length of 2 hours this week. Which means that if you watch all of Aew’s shows this week you’re into the promotion for over 5 hours a week… That seems a lot but compared that “other” promotion its a drop in the ocean; and it’s more fun to watch!

Match #1: Thunder Rosa def. Zeda Zhang

My Thoughts: Two female wrestlers with Mma backgrounds should have made for an interesting match, instead these two decided to make this match a show of power rather than skill. Yes, they both looked tough (and Zhang even kicked out of a double underhook from Rosa) but they also both looked a little clumsy.

My Score: 1.5 out of 5 Match #2: Red Velvet def. Skyler Moore

My Thoughts: On her way to a chmapionship match against Britt Baker,...

Welcome to this week’s Aew: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have our correspondent Brad Britch here to give us his thoughts on the matches. Brad…

Brad Britch: Wrestling! Wrestling! Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! I don’t care about old people! Wrestling! Wrestliiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!

Ricky Starks def. Sotheara Chhun Brandon Cutler def. Baron Black Hikaru Shida def. Kilynn King Jurassic Express with Marko Stunt def. Shawn Dean & Fuego Del Sol Leva Bates def. Skyler Moore Brian Cage def. Vsk The Acclaimed def. Louie Valle & Mike Magnum Anna Jay def. Dani Jordyn Stu Grayson & Evil Uno def. Bear Country Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela def. Ryzin & Sean Maluta Tay Conti def. Freya States Matt Sydal def. Danny Limelight Ivelisse def. Kaci Lennox Best Friends def. Chaos Project Final Verdict: 3.1/5

Matt Sydal, Best Friends, Kiss/Janela, Dark Order, Ivellisse, Anna Jay, Brian Cage and other people who won…Won! Yahoo!

Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Wurld Nues/Neus/what-ever their name was, got shut down for bad spelling, so we’re moving over to Wrestling Nightly, hosted by Brad Britch. Brad has all the news from the show and I’ve got a date with this can of corn. Also, if the TalkTech picks up any moaning sounds, it isn’t me f—– the corn. I mean it! You do that one time and the police department won’t let you forget it. Okay, let’s shift over to Brad with the latest in wrestling:

Wrestling!!!!! Wrestling!!!!! I Love…Wrestliiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!! Other things suck. Wrestling’s cool! My wife had a baby. Who cares?! Wrestling!!!!!!! Aew Dark. That’s wrestling! Wrestling!!!!! Wrestliiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!

Here is your entire #AEWDark card:

Sonny Kiss with Joey Janela def. Baron Black Brian Cage def.

Welcome to this double-sized review of All Elite Wrestling: Dark, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have five million matches to get to, so let’s get to them before I smash my balls with a tire-iron.

October 20th 2020 Shawn Spears with Tully Blanchard def. Christopher Daniels – 2.7 Brandi Rhodes with Dustin Rhodes def. KilLynn King – 2.1 Ricky Starks def. David Ali – 2.1 Scorpio Sky def. Fuego Del Sol – 2.2 Luchasaurus with Jungle Boy def. Aaron Solow – 2.6 The Butcher and The Blade with Eddie Kingston def. Brian Pillman Jr. and Griff Garrison – 2.6 Penta El Zero M def. Qt Marshall with Dustin Rhodes – 2.5 Jungle Boy with Luchasaurus def. Ktb – 2.8 Ivelisse and Diamante def. Kenzie Paige and Skyler Moore – 2.4 Colt Cabana def. Bishp King – 2.4 Alan Angels with Dark Order def. Adam Priest – 2.6 Frankie Kazarian def. Jack Evans with Angelico – 3 Dark Order def. Louie Valle, Baron Black and D3 – 2.5 Wardlow def. Vinny Pacifico – 1 Matt Sydal def.

Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got more squash matches. Ow. My balls hurt saying that. I am glad that we have so many new wrestlers coming on here. Are you ready to give $50 to Jesus? You can send your money to 00000 Dumbass Lane, Po Box B00B. Okay, let’s get to this show before I try to tell jokes again.

Brandi Rhodes with Dustin Rhodes def. Kenzie Paige – 1 Jurassic Express with Marko Stunt def. Ray Rosas and Eric Watts – 2.9 Chaos Project def. Anthony Bowens and Lee Johnson – 2.5 Will Hobbs def. Ryzin – 2.3 John “4” Silver with Dark Order def. Qt Marshall with Dustin Rhodes – 3 Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison def. Cezar Bononi and David Ali – 2.3 Big Swole def. Skyler Moore – 1.1 Matt Sydal def. Michael Nakazawa – 2.4 Eddie Kingston def. M’Badu – 1.4 Angelico with Jack Evans def.

Welcome to another double-stuffed review of All Elite Wrestling: Dark, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m doing the number-rating-only deal for this sucker. I’ll still recommend the matches that were the best, but that’s it Brad Pitt.

September 8th 2020 Will Hobbs def. Sean Legacy – 1.7 Brian Cage def. Tony Donati – 1.4 Angélico def. Griff Garrison – 2.4 Anna Jay def. Skyler Moore – 2.1 Eddie Kingston def. Lee Johnson – 2.3 Sonny Kiss def. Serpentico – 2.5 Ricky Starks def. Ben Carter – 2.8 Final Verdict: 2.4/5

There’s plenty of good action from the last match, thanks to Starks (Carter did well as well).

September 15th 2020 Brandi Rhodes (w/Dustin Rhodes) def. Red Velvet – 1.9 Penelope Ford (w/ Kip Sabian) def. Dani Jordyn – 1.6 Brian Cage def. Megabyte Ronnie – 1.5 Santana and Ortiz def. Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr. – 2.7 Will Hobbs def. Jessy Sorensen – 1.8 Ivelisse and Diamante vs. Skyler Moore and Rache Chanel – 2.5 Colt Cabana def. Qt...

Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Alex Jones is a crazy prick. We’ve got a super-sized 12 match extravaganza that has Ftr competing, in addition to several notable others. Pizzagate was bullsh*t and this show starts…when-ever you play the video on YouTube.

Match #1: Ftr def. The Initiative

My Opinion: 2.8 out of 5 – Ftr and the team of Avalon and Cutler had a nice romp around the block that was never able to quite reach its potential, but it was still hearty wrestling action and that’s always welcome.

Match #2: Joey Janela and Sonny Kiss def. Michael Nakazawa and Pineapple Pete (Sugar Dunkerton/Suge D)

My Opinion: 2.8 out of 5 – This was a bizarre match with a lot of Kiss/Nakazawa chaos with oil and asses, but the wrestling was crisp and unique.

Match #3: Abadon def.

Welcome to this double-sized version of the All Elite Wrestling: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and it’s Revok…Darryl Revok!!! I missed last week’s show, so I’m going to give you both this week, but in an alternate format. I’ll list off both weeks’ matches and give the rating for each, followed by a recommendation of what the best matches were (given the rest will just be squashes). Okay, here come a thousand squash matches and one match featuring more than a minute of actual wrestling.

June 23rd 2020 Brian Cage def. Robert Anthony (2.4) Scu (Frankie Kazarian & Christopher Daniels) def. David Ali and Musa (2.5) Shawn Spears def. Pineapple Pete [Suge D] (2.6) Lance Archer def. Griff Garrison (2.3) Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss def. Alex Reynolds & John Silver (3.2) KiLynn King def. Mel (1.6) Scorpio Sky def. Lee Johnson (2.1) Jurassic Express def. Luther, Max Caster and Serpentico (2.7) Orange Cassidy def.

Welcome to this week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dark review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I’m writing this out of order, so I can say a bit about the numerous accusations of sexual misconduct (to put it very lightly) from wrestlers all over the world. Just because there are a plethora of deviants in wrestling, that doesn’t mean you have to quit wrestling or be ashamed to watch it, but it does mean that it’s gonna leave a bad taste in your mouth for a while. As many pigs as there are in wrestling, it would seem we also have many who are good people as well. Jordan Devlin may be a monster, but Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson) seems to be a good man, by and large. Marty Scurll might be a scum-bag, but Jeff Hardy has a great reputation (his drug addiction...