Quotes

Some people say the only Good Estate Agent is a Dead Estate Agent.

What I would do is wait for them to go out, peek through the curtains and see if they had a VCR, and then leave them a VHS tape, which showed me sitting on a stool, completely naked except for pink PVC High-heeled boots, and holding a goat on the end of a rope, and then I'd say: "While you're gone, me and Kevin live here!"

My aim is the destruction of all that I have done.. the annihilation of the self in the hope that I can turn back time.