Quotes

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride.

Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists -- but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons. ... Working-class people are hurting -- and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job -- it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment - Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just lose faith in love and life.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.