Quotes

[American Pie : Marions-les ! (2003)] struggles so hard to be tasteless that it's almost quaint. (Don't presume such a remark to be a compliment; you'll see better film on ponds.)

[reviewing Pinocchio (2002)] The heavy sighs of the few other people in the theater, who apparently had been paroled into the custody of the multiplex, were easily heard over the long, dead silences... It's an oddity that will be avoided by millions of people, this new ''Pinocchio.'' Osama bin Laden could attend a showing in Times Square and be confident of remaining hidden.