Quotes

I am that damn good!

I am the Game!

(Making an apperance on The Rock's night of hosting SNL): "Well, what if he messes up one of his lines? He makes the WWF look bad. Can I run on stage and hit him for that?"

Hardcore wrestling like CZW is just nonsense. There's no story there. You've got guys jumping off of houses onto barb wired tables and that's it. They don't know how to work. CZW is trash.

Hollywood's great, but wrestling is my first love.

You know something, when you're as good as I am, you get used to people looking at you like that. You get used to jealous expressions coming your way. When you're that damn good, it's an everyday occurrence.

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire. But I think we might have to change our name to Double-D Generation X!

[referring to Bret Hart refusing to forfeit the title at 1997 Survivor Series] if he doesn't want to do business? Then fuck him, you do business for him.

[on his in-ring retirement] I'm done, I would never wrestle again. First of all, I have a defibrillator in my chest so it's probably not a good idea for me to have to get zapped on live TV.

[Triple H, during a 1999 interview with Jim Ross] You guys talk about being 'students of the game'? I am the fucking Game, J.R.! There is nobody that eats, sleeps, and breathes this business more than me!

[During a lecture with Tough Enough trainees in 2001] You guys have the greatest opportunity in the world, in my opinion, to be in the greatest business in the world. Do not fuck it up. Do not throw it away, 'cuz if you do, you piss on every single person that's come before you. Every single person that's paid their dues, every person that's busted their ass, every single old timer that's busted up and can barely walk, you piss on them.