John Kastner(III)

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A rockÂ’nÂ’roll vampire spoof about a down and out band, The Winners, who will do anything for a record deal. When their disgruntled manager (Dave Foley) tells them that they are getting Â“long in the toothÂ”, he doesnÂ’t know that his words are truly prophetic. During a road trip, their humdrum image radically changes when Jennifer (Jessica ParÃ©), the bass player, disappears one night with a hip vampire (Dimitri Coats). She emerges with a sexually charged charisma that drives the audiences wild.

As the band members succumb, one by one, to blood lust, their Â“gimmickÂ” launches them into the limelight. Following an Â“incidentÂ” on a national radio show with Â“RockÂ’n RogerÂ” (Henry Rollins), they hit mega-stardom beyond their wildest dreams. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk), the lead singer, is haunted by an eerie bartender (Alice Cooper), who turns out to be much more. Meanwhile, legendary vampire hunter, Eddie Van Helsig (Malcolm McDowell), is tracking them down, despite his fear of the dark. When a veteran music producer (Iggy Pop) calls them on becoming a vampire freak show, they begin to realize that fame is not what itÂ’s cracked up to be.

Suck is a wild ride down a highway to hell, with a killer soundtrack that includes Iggy PopÂ’s, Â“TVeyeÂ” and Â“SuccessÂ”; Alice CooperÂ’s, Â“I am a SpiderÂ”; Lou ReedÂ’s Velvet UndergroundÂ’s Â“Sweet NuthinÂ”; David BowieÂ’s, Â“Here Comes the NightÂ” and The Rolling Stones, Â“Sympathy for the DevilÂ”.

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Suck (2009)

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John Kastner is known for Firewall (2006), Trop belle! (2010) and Suck (2009). He was previously married to Nicole de Boer.

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Known for

Harrison Ford and Paul Bettany in Firewall (2006)

5.8

Soundtrack("Tell Vicki")

2006

Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve in Trop belle! (2010)

6.4

Soundtrack("Something About You")

2010

Malcolm McDowell, Alice Cooper, Dave Foley, Moby, Iggy Pop, Alex Lifeson, Jessica Paré, Henry Rollins, Rob Stefaniuk, Mike Lobel, Paul Anthony, Dimitri Coats, and Chris Ratz in Suck (2009)

6.0

Composer(original score by)

2009

Brats of the Lost Nebula (1998)

Brats of the Lost Nebula

7.0

TV Series

Composer

Credits

Composer

Suck
6.0
- Composer (original score by)
- 2009
Lock and Roll Forever
5.6
- Composer
- 2009
Lil' Bush: Resident of the United States
5.1
TV Series
- Composer
- 2007–2008
Phil the Alien
5.5
- Composer
- 2004
Brats of the Lost Nebula
7.0
TV Series
- Composer
- 1998
Universal soldier 3: Ultime vengeance
3.0
TV Movie
- Composer
- 1998
Universal soldier 2 : Frères d'armes
2.9
TV Movie
- Composer
- 1998
Platinum
7.9
TV Movie
- Composer
- 1997

Soundtrack

Trop belle!
6.4
- writer: "Something About You"
- 2010
Suck
6.0
- arranger: "Moonlight Sonata"
- courtesy: "I'm Coming To Get You", "Going Nowhere", "So Close It Hurts", "Take It", "This Is Your Brain On Drugs", "Still Bleeding"
- performer: "I'm Coming To Get You", "Going Nowhere", "The Fool", "So Close It Hurts", "Suck", "Take It", "This Is Your Brain On Drugs", "Sympathy For The Devil", "Moonlight Sonata", "Night After Night", "Still Bleeding" ("Sympathy For The Devil") ...
- 2009
Firewall
5.8
- writer: "Tell Vicki"
- 2006

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SUCK

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- Nicole de BoerDecember 18, 1999 - 2012 (divorced, 1 child)

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Ex-Husband of Nicole de Boer.

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