The Mad Doctor's Fav Nude Scenes
I'm a nudist, so these are not hot/sexy scenes, but instead tend to be outrageous scenes of casual nudity, sometimes even without the nudity. Definitely NOT porn. Though they may make you try to scratch your eyes out to get rid of the image. Many of these scenes involve kids. That's because most nude scenes with adults are of a sexual nature and that is not what this list is about. I know of some other titles, but I can't think of them right now. I'll be adding them as I come across them. If you know of any movies to add to the list, leave a comment or message for me and I'll check them out.
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- DirectorEmir KusturicaStarsMoreno De BartoliPredrag 'Miki' ManojlovicMirjana KaranovicA family is deeply affected by the father's extramarital affairs and the turbulent consequences of the Tito-Stalin split.In the bath, when the girl tells him that it is better to have a doctor perform a circumcision, he realizes she is speaking from experience. Priceless.
- DirectorJohn DuiganStarsSam RockwellKathleen QuinlanMischa BartonWhen Devon, a 10-year-old girl, forges a friendship with Trent, a 21-year-old outsider who mows the neighborhood lawns, things suddenly get very complicated and private.Sam Rockwell stops his truck in the middle of a single lane bridge, strips down and dives into the river below. After he struts back to the truck, stark naked, with traffic backing up in both directions, a woman says to her two (about 14 year-old) daughters, "Okay, show's over." No ranting and raving about obscenity or indecent exposure. Just, "Show's over.
- DirectorLasse HallströmStarsAnton GlanzeliusTomas von BrömssenAnki LidénIn the late '50s, young Ingemar learns a lot about life and himself when he is sent away from his sick mother to live with his aunt and uncle in a town full of eccentrics.Tomboy Saga shows her growing breasts to Ingemar and asks, in a glaring tone, "Do you want to touch them?" Ingemar, knowing how much she hates them, rightfully recognizes that she is daring him to treat her as a girl and declines. I'm sure she would have decked him if he did, and she is the better boxer.
- DirectorRichard CurtisStarsHugh GrantMartine McCutcheonLiam NeesonFollows the lives of eight very different couples in dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.This one sort of breaks my goal to avoid sex scenes. Two stand-ins go through the motions to arrange blocking, lighting etc. in the filming of a movie with numerous sex scenes. The two strangers meet by having non-sex then decide to date after the production is done. Very casual about the nudity. A lot of jokes in the commentary about the 10-year-old co-star from the movie watching with them.
- DirectorTage DanielssonStarsHanna ZetterbergLena NymanBörje AhlstedtRonja, the only child of robber chief Mattis must learn to survive the dangers of her local wilderness. In secret she also befriends Birk, the son of a rivaling robber Borka.A Swedish children's movie with full-frontal adult male nudity. What a hoot.
- StarsChristopher WagelinKerstin LindenKrista KosonenFollow the adventures of a young girl born into a band of robbers in a medieval Scandinavian fortress. As Ronja grows up, she learns that the surrounding forest can be a magical and sometimes dangerous place filled with strange creatures.Just watching it now. The naked men are back. I didn't think they would be. I can't believe they did it again.
- DirectorTomas AlfredsonStarsKåre HedebrantLina LeanderssonPer RagnarA bullied boy forms a unique friendship with his new neighbor, who is a vampire.A brief view of the groin of the vampire, reveals that it is not a she but a eunuch. No girl parts. No boy parts. Just a scar. This is a nod to the book which describes the creature's history. They left this out of the american version. She was too girly anyway to play somebody who used to be a boy.
- DirectorJohn RobertsStarsGregg FitzgeraldGerard KearneyDarragh NaughtonChildren from Irish villages engage in mischievous battles using humiliating tactics like cutting off buttons and underwear. They sometimes engage in nude conflicts leading to embarrassing encounters.Two feuding groups of Irish boys where buttons and shoelaces are the primary victims. How do you protect yourself. Don't wear them. Or anything else. The kids using nudity as a weapon to overwhelm their opponents is hilarious. Oh, there are girls at the end of the siege.
- DirectorYves RobertStarsJacques DufilhoYvette EtiévantMichel GalabruThe school boys of two villages in France are fighting. Their trophy are the buttons they will snatch from the enemy. This fight will bring those kids to everlasting friendship...eventually.The is the original French version of the movie above.
- DirectorYann SamuellStarsEric ElmosninoMathilde SeignerFred TestotSet in the south of France in the 1960s against the backdrop of the Algerian War, a gang of young boys, led by the intrepid Lebrac, are at war with the kids of the neighbouring township, their sworn enemies.This is a newer French remake of above
- DirectorToshiya FujitaStarsMeiko KajiToshio KurosawaMasaaki DaimonA young woman is trained from birth to be a deadly instrument of revenge against the swindlers who destroyed her family.The tactic of attacking naked is also used in this movie.
- DirectorTod WilliamsStarsJeff BridgesKim BasingerJon FosterA writer's young assistant becomes both pawn and catalyst in his boss's disintegrating household.When Elle Fanning wakes her father (Jeff Bridges) up for a glass of water, she comments "Your penis is funny." He concurs, brushing off the fact, as it means nothing. Considering that he showers in the open outdoors, she must have seen it many times before, but only when he was sleeping has she seen it in its altered state. Very nudist. The penis was not seen in the movie but I included it because I loved the line.
- DirectorLukas MoodyssonStarsLisa LindgrenMichael NyqvistEmma SamuelssonIn 1975, the dynamics of a Swedish commune begin to change upon the arrival of a beaten wife and her two kids.Takes place in a Swedish commune. A man complains about a woman going bottomless as a holistic cure for a yeast infection. He then drops trou trying to irk her into putting pants on. The founder's sister, fleeing from a bad marriage, comes to take shelter. She and her two kids are met with those two with no pants.
- DirectorsMichel OcelotRaymond BurletStarsDoudou Gueye ThiawMaimouna N'DiayeAwa Sene SarrKirikou, an unusual little boy, must search the wisdom of the forbidden mountain in order to save his village from a spell cast by the evil sorceress KarabaThe nudity here is very National Geographic. I get this little anti-puritanical rush when I see the boy has a penis, no matter how badly it is rendered.
- DirectorsMark AndrewsBrenda ChapmanSteve PurcellStarsKelly MacdonaldBilly ConnollyEmma ThompsonDetermined to make her own path in life, Princess Merida defies a custom that brings chaos to her kingdom. Granted one wish, Merida must rely on her bravery and her archery skills to undo a beastly curse.While in an animated mode. Buttocks. Lots of them. In a Disney/Pixar movie. Cool!
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsLiam NeesonRalph FiennesBen KingsleyIn German-occupied Poland during World War II, industrialist Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazis.Why are there uncircumcised Jews in the gas chamber and shower scenes? Oooops. When you think about that, it lightens the weight of the movie.
- DirectorUli EdelStarsMartina GedeckMoritz BleibtreuJohanna WokalekA look at Germany's terrorist group, The Red Army Faction (RAF), which organized bombings, robberies, kidnappings, and assassinations in the late 1960s and '70s.Does opening on a nude beach fit this list. Sure, why not. Even better is when they visit the Middle East to study terrorism techniques, they bring their nudist habits with them.
- DirectorAndy FickmanStarsAmanda BynesLaura RamseyChanning TatumWhen her brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks, Viola heads over to his elite boarding school, disguised as him, and proceeds to fall for his school's star soccer player, and soon learns she's not the only one with romantic troubles.No actual on-screen nudity, but that doesn't keep it off the list. Viola's (pretending to be Sebastian) gender comes into question a couple of times during the big game. The first time when her look-alike brother is actually on the field, and he drops his pants to prove he is male. The second time when Viola is back on the field and she wants to prove she is female, she raises her shirt. Their father in the stands casually says to his wife, "Is it just me, or is there more nudity than usual in this game."
- DirectorTerry GilliamStarsJeff BridgesRobin WilliamsAdam BryantA former radio DJ, suicidally despondent because of a terrible mistake he once made, finds redemption in helping a mentally unstable homeless man who was an innocent victim of that mistake.Robin Williams dancing around naked in the park is one of the ugliest, and most hilarious, things I've ever seen.
- DirectorGriffin DunneStarsSandra BullockNicole KidmanStockard ChanningTwo witch sisters, raised by their eccentric aunts in a small town, face closed-minded prejudice and a curse which threatens to prevent them ever finding lasting love.Sally Owens (to her aunts about her daughters and the Solstice Celebration): I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon!
Aunt Jet Owens: No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember!
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Kylie and Antonia (Sally's Daughters after the Solstice Celebration)
You won't believe it!
We danced naked under the full moon!
Oh my god, it was so much fun! - DirectorYves AllégretStarsBernard FressonYves CoudrayCatherine AllégretGeorges,a trucker, is the single father of young Frédéric. His job prevents him from seeing his son as often as he could, as often as he should. Brought up by his grandparents, Frédéric proves a difficult child. His only friend is his twelve-year-old neighbor Rose. One day, Georges tells his son how Agnès, his mother, abandoned him at birth. Upset by such a revelation, Frédéric decides to be revenged...When Frédéric wants to talk to Rose after gym class, he can't wait. To save time, he climbs up to the roof and opens the skylight above the girl's showers, so he can talk to her. This happens twice in the movie. The other kids in the showers ignore him as if this happens everyday. Absolutely no panic about a boy seeing them naked. If they were a little younger in most places, the nudity wouldn't mean anything to them anyway.
- DirectorKarsten WedelStarsLise-Lotte HjelmPeter LindgrenHelena Brodin11-year-old Maria is forced to stay with her relatives in a small town. She becomes friends with a quirky, drunken painter.Maria visits a friends house, where the family invite her into the sauna. This was way too weird for her at first, and even weirder watching the whole naked family take a quick shower rinse. The mother, seeing her feeling left out, engages with her playfully, after-which Maria relaxes and joins in.
- DirectorsLee UnkrichAdrian MolinaStarsAnthony GonzalezGael García BernalBenjamin BrattAspiring musician Miguel, confronted with his family's ancestral ban on music, enters the Land of the Dead to find his great-great-grandfather, a legendary singer.Another Pixar movie with nudity even though there isn't really any nudity. When Miguel is racing through the city of the dead looking for his Great Great Grandfather, he passes an artist painting a nude model. Because both of them are skeletons, they can get away with the nudity.
- DirectorDaniel NettheimStarsWillem DafoeSam NeillMorgan DaviesMartin, a mercenary, is sent from Europe by a mysterious biotech company to the Tasmanian wilderness on a hunt for the last Tasmanian tiger.Minimal actual nudity, but the situation is priceless. When Martin settles in for a relaxing bath, the two kids hop into the bath with him. Martin is not happy with this and tells the kids to come back when he's finished. The kids reply that the water will be too cold by then and they shouldn't waste hot water.
- DirectorMatt RossStarsViggo MortensenGeorge MacKaySamantha IslerIn the forests of the Pacific Northwest, a father devoted to raising his six kids with a rigorous physical and intellectual education is forced to leave his paradise and enter the world, challenging his idea of what it means to be a parent.The father steps out of the family camping bus in the morning at a family campground, stark naked. He says to the older couple walking by, "It's just a penis." That reminded me of the Malcolm in the Middle pilot.
