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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Jim Brewer tried extra hard to be so funny that it made him even more pathetic and unfunny than he already is? Well look no further because Kevin has you covered. Apply for government assistance. Get a hold of your ex and catch up. Eat your dog's vomit. Count the blades of grass in the park. Any one of these things is a better time than sitting through this nonsense. It looks like this guy has been doing this a long time. And to be this bad at something you've done for so long should indicate it's time to find a better career. The amount of second hand embarrassment would be strong if I felt a little bad for this guy. But these types of "comedians" should fail. 1/10.

I really thought we were gonna get something new and different with this one. The beginning had promise. 'Oh we get to see a killer unmasked right away?' Even the first total 30 minutes was well done. Then we get annoying Mindy explaining all the "rules" again. I get because she's related to Randy that her character's role is supposed to 'splain things to new characters and the audience...again. With more promise of "This time the rules are different." But they aren't. All the rules are the exact same. It would be great if Scream did actually break rules.

-The killer does get away with it -The final girl isn't so predictable from the very beginning -The final girl isn't even a girl -The killer's motive isn't so lame -The killings aren't centered around the same characters (make them copycats or make it international) Just ANYTHING else would better than trying to claim "it's different this time" without actually doing anything different.

I think. This movie tries to be such a statement in feminism. And it's true. As Peter Griffin said of the Godfather, "it insists upon itself." There really is no other way to describe it. It wants so badly to be an art house film while also being mainstream independent and deep. The leads are...meh. I couldn't be enthralled with such a terrible movie. I tried so hard to get into it. But it makes as much sense as a feminist demanding alimony. It's a deep independent embark into nothing. It wants to leave you feeling strong emotions but all you feel is empty feelings and broken promises. What a WASTE!