DavyDissonance

At least 20 minutes of some dingle berry sawing a woman in half. A guy who is in some one man cult running around. 30 or 40 minutes of these people either talking about the killer or about something stupid. What I truly love about SOV...... The insane about of filler. Yup......... Filler...... Lots of filler so they can get 90 minutes out of a MF. Just like my review, trying to get 600 letters in because, really, there is not much to talk about this stupid movie. Hayride Slaughter is exactly what you think it is. SOV balls. It mostly drags on with mindless chatter but does have some horror elements that are silly. The ending made me throw up with laughter. These two people talking about their predicament in such bad way then readying to do the hunka chunka then the credits just roll. Recommended to SOV completists at best.

Some Taoist priest and his underlings must stop a Japanese demon from doing something. As with a lot of HK movies of this nature, An Eternal Combat starts off promising with its mysticism, wire fu action and weirdness to only delve into unnecessary stupidity. That stupidity being HK comedy. The comedy took up 60% of the film and that is where hope for a crack headed extravaganza started to diminish. I wasn't too fond of the time travel aspect either but it was forgivable for the most part. But when Anthony Wong made his presence known, I was happy as hell. He did save this movie with his psychotic performance. The church scene was epic and it shows Anthony's brilliant acting performance to a tee. So hence, it is, at times, a chore to watch but in the end it turned out good.

Some friends decide to have a reunion for some stupid reason then people with teddy bear heads start killing them. Night Of The Killer Bears is a silly Thailand slasher and, yes, it's a cliche reunion horror where people reunite, get killed off and a big twist happens which the revelation happens and, well..... We've been down this road a multitude of times with this $#!+. Killer Bears has annoying characters (English dubbing to blame.... Well, actually it may helped it more... I don't know) and the bear people look corny to a tee. But for fans of splatter, you'll be happy to know it is plentiful..... BUT some of it appears to be CGI. So.... That blows. They say it's Terrifier meets Ted. Now if you smoke enough crack and have the worse case of down syndrome, you might be able to see it like that. Sure, WHY NOT? Anyways, I had fun with it regardless of its flaws.