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Every now and then a smart little caper film with intriguing twists and turns pops up out of nowhere to pleasantly surprise its audience. This is definitely NOT that film.

The story has an auspicious start, with a hook that offers promise for a real thrill ride. But it fizzles out quickly, thanks to a dumb script peopled by dumb characters.

Every single character in this movie makes the most idiotic choice in every situation. Apparently the writer-director couldn't think of clever ways to drive the story, so he opted to have them bungle whatever they were doing at every critical turn.

The main character is the biggest moron in the movie. He makes moves so dumb that his story should have ended with his painful demise halfway through the second act. The only thing that kept the story going is that the two villains opposing him are also incredibly stupid.

If you're in the mood for a stupid-fest, there's plenty to feast on here.

Leave It To Beaver reflects a time when conservative social values were the norm. Although limited to the majority demographic of American society, it nevertheless presented family dynamics and life lessons pertinent to all. Luckily, the writing and production values opened it up to a wide range of entertaining situations (e.g. - a large recurring cast of characters and not restricted to the standard 3 camera interior setting of most sitcoms.)

Wally's Haircomb was typical in its portrayal of a universal family "problem" with a wise solution proferred, in this case ignoring the problem and letting it resolve itself, rather than trying to fix it only to make it worse.

Like most of the series, this particular episode remains relevant even today. Instead of a goofy greasy hairstyle one could substitute nose rings, tattoos, wacky beards or a myriad of other fleetingly hip fads.

As the school principal explained to June Cleaver to ease her concerns about her teen son following the crowd, "they conform by being non-conforming."