Ten-Inch-Toni

Running time is nearly 2 hrs and needs some serious editing. Story is more than a bit hard to follow.

Not because its too cerebral but because the characters are completely covered in battle gear and the camera work would make The Blair Witch, The Blair Witch Project - Il mistero della strega di Blair (1999), motion sick.

At the halfway point I really felt like the film had started all over again. So much so I stopped it to check that it hadn't looped back to the beginning. The flow seems to follow military "hurry up and wait" philosophy. I never knew it to be possible but you can get bored by scenes of frantic people aimlessly running around in the woods. All played against great music.

The Directors, Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez couldn't decide if they were making a zombie film, a Virus endeavor, double-agent-governmental conspiracy paranoia flick or just, boys-will-be-boys having a grand paintball fight in the woods; with zombies.

I've debated with myself whether to recommend this or not. It's hella-long, but like I said, I really like the soundtrack/music. (That is except for the few minutes of dramatic operatic-type music toward the end. It wasn't the very end or I'd think: "Well, it's not over 'til the Fat Lady sings". Except . . . Incredibly . . . There was more AFTER the Fat Lady sang.

This would be a good film to run in the background of a Halloween party or outdoor barbeque where there were paintball competitions. I originally gave this 5 stars. Rethinking where this film might be featured (backyard parties, etc) I'm going to increase my rating to 7 and add it to my So Bad it's Good list. Oh, guys, this is definitely a guy flick even though I'm a chick.

I suspect your gal friends won't mind it for the soundtrack beats.

Because no one has even discovered this is real. I had my doubts. I thought someone came in and created a fake film page. It's been done before. My bad. The title information is a bit misleading. Feast of Burden isn't one single 45 minute long film. It's approximately 9 four to five minute webisodes that can all be found on Youtube. It's very campy and silly and certainly i will need to watch all 45 minutes worth to get where this is heading. If it's heading anywhere at all. Some of the scenes are funny and the casts doesn't seem daunted by the expectations of the director. I say, give these kids a shot. Watch the entire series of Feast of Burden and write your own review. Prove me wrong. Give it more stars than I did, but mean it. Good luck to the cast and crew of Feast of Burden. Written by ToniHunterOne aka PhaedraBlue.