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Systematicer

Iscritto in data lug 2004
The book of Systematicer

a.k.a. Systematica (approx. 2001-2002)
a.k.a. Systematiker (2006)



Personally, I'm usually not too interested
in reading profiles.
So instead of listing trivial stuff about me I
let other people speak for me, and my deeds for
themselves.
And I'll try to keep it a fun read and expedition.






Statements other users made about me or my posts on IMDb
(version uncut: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045065/board/nest/103097119)


"Systematicer,
You are awesome."
- bwcogburn (01/31/2008)

"I guess that you are a mean fister."
- Rockerbabie2005 (08/31/2006)

"Manwhore!!!!!"
- LondonLollipop (03/04/2008)

"You're not a man, you're a MACHINE!"
- Cueball_Col (03/19/2008)

"...You are one sick, twisted F ucker..."
- SpearGun (03/07/2008)

"Rarely have I seen a person I respect fail so entirely."
- AtxAxLoss (02/28/2008)

"Systematicer's Bible - where to find it and why you should dedicate your life to studying / understanding / following it."
- Mr_Fantastic_III (03/13/2008)

"you are an IDIOT!"
- cdkan (02/29/2008)

"I see you are one of those pathetic humans with too much time on their hands that want to act stupid to get a rise out of people because you love attention. Now please stick your face in a blender then jump in the ocean with a couple of bull sharks; thank you."
- SpearGun (03/07/2008)

"I love you!"
- BloodBang (03/19/2008)

"Yes you are fun. You are a bad motherf ucker."
- Rockerbabie2005 (08/29/2006)

"People used to label Systematicer as a troll."
- Under_The_Sycamore_Trees (04/12/2008)

"Used to? He's the very definition of "troll".''
- OldAle1 (04/12/2008)

"Perhaps, but he's much more likable than most of people I'd consider trolls."
- Under_The_Sycamore_Trees (04/12/2008)

"�it sounds like he can be intelligent at times. and has a smart humor."
- Maximus_Decimus_Meridias (04/12/2008)

�Honestly, you are a genius.�
- Then_I_Woke_Up (04/12/2008)

�Systematicer's ass is full of FGers and that almost makes me puke daily.�
- BloodBang (04/12/2008)

"with systematicer it ranges from moments of brilliance to 'wow, this guys an ass' i havent quite figured it out yet..."
- TooCloseToCall (04-30-2008)

�I like Sys' deadpan dadaist humour, he's never rude to me either, unlike most of fg's small-minded posters.�
- matthewscott8 (04/12/2008)

�It's not that I dislike him, but believe me, the day will come where he goes too far and you'll be pissed off.
I actually knew someone like that in real life once, those types are to be handled with care. Systematicer is a high-end character-swine.�
  • BloodBang (04/12/2008)


"Ever thought of being a Movie Critic you will be great at it man."
- The_Master_of_Darkness (02/29/2008)

"Brilliant!''
- Phlagtastic (01/22/2008) and CellarDoor_ (01/31/2008)

"Wanka!!!!!''
- LondonLollipop (03/04/2008)

"the enigma that is systematicer...''
- matthewscott8 (05/24/2008)

"Bravo sir, a true work of ingenuity here."
- Mr_Fantastic_III (01/31/2008)

"There once was a Film General Czar
Known only as Systematicer
He couldn't be ignored
He was the best on the board
And my favorite poster by far."
- jeremyshowX (04/11/2008)

"I've never understood what you were fighting for. And maybe you don't even know yourself. But I think you know that you failed."
- Systematicer (06/30/2010)

"...he was never the one to troll around places."
- InspectorDC (03/04/2008)

"...I found he was particularly well behaved recently..."
- SabrinaFayre (03/04/2008)

"...I enjoy watching Systematicer's disrespectful behaviour, he's a true Nihilist."
- matthewscott8 (03/16/2008)

"People like you should be shot in the face."
- ItwasuCharley (03/01/2008)

"you are the only one capable of posting a 30 lines post about a subject like this one!!!"
- aymansousa (02/17/2008)

"I respect Systematicer the most,..."
- matthewscott8 (03/16/2008)

"I like that if you think someone is a know-nothing fool, you just tell them that. Being ignorant on film general is almost like a badge of honour, and if you tell someone they are ignorant everyone gangs up on you. So I don't generally have the balls to do it unlike you."
- matthewscott8 (03/18/2008)

"You ARE a bad motherf ucker, System. With a name like that, how could you NOT be???"
- Rockerbabie2005 (09/08/2006)

"Systematicer you are a legend."
- Jye71 (05/29/2008)

"Honestly. - You are the most pathetically narcissistic person I have ever encountered in all my life. Put this in your insipid profile, or maybe just shove it up your smug ass. Whichever you prefer -- but either way, you desperately need to find new meaning in your life."
- OldHabits (03/29/2008)

"System, I do believe I was wrong about you.
I like your logic.
Well done."
- OldHabits (06/04/2008)

"Systematicer! You fackin a$$hole!!! I hope you die!"
"You $h!t-brained, fack-faced, ball breaking, duck f ucking pain in the a$$!"
- CharmingChrispy (04/12/2008)

"I like you a lot as a poster, I like your take on things and your stance if perhaps I don't always understand your motivations behind the actions but perhaps that is your point. No matter, shine on you crazy diamond."
- DrStrangeposter (03/14/2008)

"Systematicer, in all of your cruel glory - you are a posting god!"
- paranoid_knight2008 (08/25/2008)

"sys I sometimes wonder whether you're a computer program that comes up with random cryptic responses, dragging out the active words from the previous post and spewing them into to a semi-dadaist sentence."
- matthewscott8 (04/06/2008)

"Sys, as always, your comments are all either very shallow or very deep and I can't decide which. It's almost a Zen thing."
- Lukhs (07/29/2008)

"Systematicer, you truly are king of men."
- Apathy-Ren (02/25/2008)

"Dickhead!!!!!"
- LondonLollipop (03/04/2008)





Selected threads
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481699/board/nest/109992086

Quotes on film and film making
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124355/board/nest/109992722

Previously used signatures
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301177/board/nest/107614280






Films about me and films made by me


Systematicer and the Women (2007) http://tinyurl.com/2jjhzz

Systematice Me by DrStrangePoster http://tinyurl.com/66xuf3



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    Valutazione di Systematicer
    E venne il giorno

    E venne il giorno

    5,0
    8
  • 30 giu 2008
  • Just a few personal thoughts from me for people who have already seen The Happening

    Nekromantik

    Nekromantik

    4,8
    4
  • 23 apr 2008
  • NEKRomantik: A recap of the film's best scenes. (spoiler heavy)

    Profumo - Storia di un assassino

    Profumo - Storia di un assassino

    7,5
    8
  • 23 set 2006
  • Splendid

    I was very skeptical when I heard and saw the first things about this novel adaptation. The accusations of it being too lurid or too far off from the original novel didn't come true and the trailers don't really do it justice. But in the end it is the final product that matters and not the things surrounding it. Not even the novel it's based on, because a film always has to stand on its own.

    Now the film actually is pretty faithful. It leaves out a lot but it doesn't add on anything that would turn it into something else. And the story still makes sense. Granted, the alleged pubescent girls are too old and the main character is too handsome. Even though it's supposed to take place in 18th-century France, it is as if it is taking place in its own world. Now I couldn't tell how close to reality the behavior of the people and the single facts are, but the reality as shown in this film is wild, filthy, nauseous and of low morale. Especially the working-class is gruesome. But it adds effectively to the story and even more to the excitement.

    The story is told quite poetically with a lot of strings and choirs which gives it a tense and partly even epic atmosphere without being obtrusive. Half the time the main character Jean-Baptiste Grenouille is on screen we see him sniffing, which takes us into a different world where scents are the most important sensations.

    The fact that it is an European production hardly shows. While almost always visible for me in other European films it doesn't show much here because of its tense atmosphere and great lightning. Overall it is more stylized, which I, most of the time, prefer.

    I often read people say the omnipresent narration is annoying because it just describes what we can see anyway. And I can understand the criticism. My biggest point of critique would be that the narration maybe seemed a little impersonal because the narrator didn't have a connection to the actual story. It was just a voice telling us a story. But overall I don't agree with it being unnecessary or annoying. The main character himself barely talks and so I'm not sure everything would have been perfectly clear to everybody without the narration. Especially in the beginning of the film the narration is very present. It gives us a sense of how this world is working and what the situation is. It is quasi replacing the internal monologue that is often used as a narration in other films. I guess this is to create more distance to the main character, to mystify the figure. But the narration actually disappears completely after a while into the film, when other characters become more present, only to return for the final minutes. So the narration isn't even that omnipresent and has its justification, I think.

    All in all the film is made in a way it should be very mass appealing. Sometimes I wished it would have been a little more explicit and gory so it would be more repugnant to people (especially the ending), but in a mass appealing film this is luxury. It was also gruesome and effective enough without it, so I won't complain. I can't say it captured ALL the essence of the original novel but it's more important that the film doesn't feel soulless and since it is well-structured (dramaturgic & story-wise), it works for me very well.
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