blades_n_stone
Iscritto in data mag 2012
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What if we crossed soylent green, train to Busan, and Ong Bak...but made it trash?
That's Ziam. A forgettable zombie punch up with no bite. When a martial arts enforcer goes to save his girlfriend (ex?..it's really not well established) from a zombie infested hospital, you will fall asleep from the lame action.
Zero character development, terrible writing. Same pace through the whole movie and plot armor so bad that watching a guy casually kick zombies gets dull fast. There is gore. But it's just wet. Nothing impressive. CGI blood and fire make it look even worse. Not to mention the awful 3rd act mutations.
Bloody diarrhea from bad take out would be more entertaining and have a better story.
That's Ziam. A forgettable zombie punch up with no bite. When a martial arts enforcer goes to save his girlfriend (ex?..it's really not well established) from a zombie infested hospital, you will fall asleep from the lame action.
Zero character development, terrible writing. Same pace through the whole movie and plot armor so bad that watching a guy casually kick zombies gets dull fast. There is gore. But it's just wet. Nothing impressive. CGI blood and fire make it look even worse. Not to mention the awful 3rd act mutations.
Bloody diarrhea from bad take out would be more entertaining and have a better story.
How does one film the story of furiosa? Well,there was never a need or call to do it. Was fury road not enough? Even George Miller could not figure out how to make another furiosa movie.
This is everything you hate about biopics. Long, tedious, sleep inducing. The detailed life from childhood to war driver is filled with story we don't need. Her kidnapping could have been shown in a nightmare flashback. This would have easily cut over an hour off the movie.
This is also everything wrong with modern movies. CGI heavy with glaring flaws that will quickly date the movie. No real editing. Terrible pace. Bad writing and a bloated story leave a dull and uninteresting flop where a fast paced action flick should be. This movie should be under 130 min. No exception.
Fury road has no fury. The fights mean nothing. Weightless and plot armor heavy. They seem to have no risk. The villians are a joke. Imortan a brooding side character. People eater a exposition dump, bullet farmer a clown. Leaving us with dementus. Essentially a sloppy street preacher who somehow never gets shot even when everyone hates him. It makes no sence. The poorly written character often serves no purpose to the story.
I see why this flopped. Bad writing. Bad CGI everything, long winded and boring. The movie may be great background noise but it's not entertainment.
When it comes to furiosa. Take a detour.
This is everything you hate about biopics. Long, tedious, sleep inducing. The detailed life from childhood to war driver is filled with story we don't need. Her kidnapping could have been shown in a nightmare flashback. This would have easily cut over an hour off the movie.
This is also everything wrong with modern movies. CGI heavy with glaring flaws that will quickly date the movie. No real editing. Terrible pace. Bad writing and a bloated story leave a dull and uninteresting flop where a fast paced action flick should be. This movie should be under 130 min. No exception.
Fury road has no fury. The fights mean nothing. Weightless and plot armor heavy. They seem to have no risk. The villians are a joke. Imortan a brooding side character. People eater a exposition dump, bullet farmer a clown. Leaving us with dementus. Essentially a sloppy street preacher who somehow never gets shot even when everyone hates him. It makes no sence. The poorly written character often serves no purpose to the story.
I see why this flopped. Bad writing. Bad CGI everything, long winded and boring. The movie may be great background noise but it's not entertainment.
When it comes to furiosa. Take a detour.
Ryan Reynolds proves he can't act in yet another movie where he plays the same guy every time. The writing has utterly fallen off. With sarcasm and jokes replaced by rampant vulgarity
How this made money I don't know. It's utter garbage. The marvel equivalent of the worst Rick and morty compilation on YouTube. I finished it hitting the 10 second skip so often I was wearing it out. Who edited this garbage? As an easy 40 min should have been on the cutting room floor.
It's not funny. I laughed once. Hugh jackman deserves zero praise for phoning in his most lackluster logan since X3. I honestly belive he hates Ryan in real life. After watching this I hate him. The story is so scattered and filled with massive plot holes, 4th wall breaks and multiverse BS I think it actually causes brain damage. Wolverine literally says he's over 200 years old. Deadpool tells him he's going to be doing disney movies till he's 90. WTF? Did Ryan Reynolds write the script in crayon while off his ADHD meds?
This was the "high" of marvel? Wow. The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in hell. And this movie did a limbo.
If you are 15 with the attention span of a coked up fruitfly, this might entertain you until your medication kicks in. Otherwise it's pure, over rated, cinematic garbage.
A better evening would be had gluing your eyelids to your forehead and watching titanic on vhs with your nuts stapled to the ceiling. Manos the hands of faith is the god damn godfather compared to this. Marvel should go bankrupt and a dvd of this movie should be used as the headstone so the neighborhood dogs have something to aim at.
How this made money I don't know. It's utter garbage. The marvel equivalent of the worst Rick and morty compilation on YouTube. I finished it hitting the 10 second skip so often I was wearing it out. Who edited this garbage? As an easy 40 min should have been on the cutting room floor.
It's not funny. I laughed once. Hugh jackman deserves zero praise for phoning in his most lackluster logan since X3. I honestly belive he hates Ryan in real life. After watching this I hate him. The story is so scattered and filled with massive plot holes, 4th wall breaks and multiverse BS I think it actually causes brain damage. Wolverine literally says he's over 200 years old. Deadpool tells him he's going to be doing disney movies till he's 90. WTF? Did Ryan Reynolds write the script in crayon while off his ADHD meds?
This was the "high" of marvel? Wow. The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in hell. And this movie did a limbo.
If you are 15 with the attention span of a coked up fruitfly, this might entertain you until your medication kicks in. Otherwise it's pure, over rated, cinematic garbage.
A better evening would be had gluing your eyelids to your forehead and watching titanic on vhs with your nuts stapled to the ceiling. Manos the hands of faith is the god damn godfather compared to this. Marvel should go bankrupt and a dvd of this movie should be used as the headstone so the neighborhood dogs have something to aim at.
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