Joe-Cuba

I've been a fan of both "Alien" and "Predator" films (but not the sequels) and the Dark Horse comics "AVP" series. However, this film fell flat for me. I felt they tried to cram many ideas into the film and did not delve deep enough. I felt rushed. The way the movie filmed, granted it's supposed to be dark underground, it took away from the finer movements that were not clear because of the bad lighting. The fight scenes were to blurred too make them exciting. Also, had you covered my eyes, when the Aliens were screeching, I would have sworn I was hearing the velocoraptors from "Jurassic Park".

Pretty much I had to think the film in my head to "enjoy" it.

Take a lot of coffee if you're going to see this.

I finally rented this movie and viewed it last night. Being that it was written and directed by Rob Zombie, I thought at best, it would be worth while. I was dead wrong. Zombie makes a tragic cut and paste job of rehashing of old B-movies ideas, throwing in gore, sex and torture for the sake of effect. The camera angles were annoying and it was just plain vulgar for vulgarity's sakes. I was yawning half way through the movie. If I wanted to view this much stupidity, I'd go to the local urban high school and watch the gangbangers act the same way.

I understood what Zombie was trying to accomplish, including Otis' KKK sounding rhetoric; a redneck using big words to sound educated to justify his insane beliefs. Zombie had a few great ideas but they got lost in the garbage. Kind of like seeking a diamond ring in a landfill.

I give this movie second place below "Wendigo" as worst movies made in the horror genre. Avoid the movie. It'll be a waste of your precious time. You've been warned.

This movie wasn't worth the time I spent watching it. No suspense whatsoever, everything just moved too quickly, including Michael and a big plot hole: how did Mikey get from Illinois to a Nothern California rest stop without stopping for gas? I mean, somebody should have noticed a big dude with a mask trying to buy gas. After that, the movie is just not believable. It was so bad, we placed bets on who would next and I lost one, LL Cool J. It was just that predicatable.