dustyn-barlow

The 2 insane people who left reviews talking about plot and character arcs in a show called Bikini Warriors need to go make a friend or something. It isn't that serious.

Honestly, I thought the characters were a lot of fun. They realize how ridiculous the armor they are wearing is, but because of reasons, they happen to get REALLY lucky in fights, and they start believing the armor is the reason they are doing so well. It showcases the material without insulting the audience and making fools out of their characters.

I genuinely liked the girls for more than their massive...errrr...egos?... Also the guy who called this smut really hasn't experienced much in the world of anime. There is stuff FAR more deserving of the title of smut. Mainly the worrying amount of "R*pe Hentai" online. Like a staggering amount.

Anyway, the show is for the man of culture who likes seeing anime girls have fun and be silly instead of getting violated by their uncles and brothers as they try to sleep.... (plot of many hentai)

The writer of this movie was clearly a fan of Radbod of Frisia (his actual name). He was the King of Frisia, the last "tribe" to fall in the Franks unification of former Gaul. None of that matters, however, in this high school teen rom-com. The movie starts with 20 minutes of our hero begging his woman not to sacrifice herself for their God. That isn't so much the problem as how long they spend on this and how pathetic he is with his begging. He then runs away from his kingdom only to be saved by the princess of another kingdom. She immediately falls in love with him, and her father declares him his heir.

All this happens in the first 30 minutes. It is complete fan fiction and nothing more. They even make the Franks seem like a bunch of insane religious zealots. It's all so over the top and absurd, and it completely takes you out of the movie. He is, according to the film, a legendary warrior, but he spends so much time crying over women that I fail to see how he has any time for training. He reminds me more of a 15-year-old boy just finding out about girls and nothing like a capable military leader.

They also have these jumps in time without telling you, so it becomes confusing that after just meeting and talking with the princess once, the very next scene he picks up a baby and kisses it; we find out he had a baby with her. Thanks, film, for the heads-up!

That is all I just finished watching on the 5th attempt at actually finishing it, and I am sad that such an interesting time in history is handled by somebody ill-equipped or skillful enough of a storyteller to do the time justice.