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This has got to be one of the worst films created in the MCU. The dialogue is so bad. Like one of the worst movies I've ever seen in that regard. All the villains are bi-polar. They say something incredibly angry/mad like: "You will die!" followed up by a joke and then they walk and talk together with the heroes like old acquaintances. That drove me nuts seeing/hearing that over and over again. So many corny jokes that take you out of the moment. This movie doesn't know what it's trying to be. It wants to be a serious film that is also a bad comedy. Reminds of Guardians of The Galaxy (the first film). That was terrible too. Same exact formula. Corny jokes/dialogue that don't hit properly (the 2nd Guardians of The Galaxy was much better). I get it they are trying to make these films for 10 year olds now, but it wasn't always this poorly written. I'm just glad that other people are finally standing up and pointing out how bad these MCU movies are becoming. Straight up garbage films.

Marvel has become a cash cow. There is real "super hero fatigue" and this film is as vanilla as it gets. The castings are strange. The plot is very straightforward. It uses all the cliches in all of the prior Marvel films. There's a reason this is the 3rd worst grossing Marvel film of all time. I'm not sure if they are going to make another Thunderbolts movie, or these characters are simply going to make an appearance in a future Marvel, but I think it would be crazy if they got another dedicated film.

The villain actor was a weird casting too. I didn't find the film to be very funny either even though they tried one liner jokes. I simply didn't chuckle or anything.

Meh. I'll never watch this film again. Not worth the 2+ hours.

What a strange film. It's like the film is trying to be several films all at once. It is bouncing around with different plot points. By the end the film just leaves a weird impression. Is it a musical? A horror film? Etc.

It doesn't know what to be but it is sure as heck confused as much as you the viewer will be having watched the almost 2hrs and 20 minutes of the film.

I feel like the whole "mystical" aspect of the film could have been removed and it would have worked better. It is still a mess of a film though in the end. I can't say I'd want to watch this film a second time. It was unique though. It's like it was created from the mind of someone with ADHD.