ManiacCop

Unintentionally. The movie is 'supposed' to be about (I think) an ancient artifact that turns into a bunch of monsters. Don't know, don't care. I'm probably wrong. I'm not even going to try to break down this 'plot' for anyone, because it would probably take a team of 10 MTI graduates to attempt to clear anything up, and i mean anything. Have you ever watched a film where every single scene is in complete severance from the rest? No Continiuty in a plot that wants that. I'm just going to line item what is absolutely HILARIOUS: (spoilers, if you really care) Dorff running around ever military scene with this "I haven't pooped in 3 days" look. He always just seems angry, but they never explain as to why the guy is angry. Then you Tara Reid, can you think of a more hilarious idea than to put scientist gear on her and pass that 'party girl past her prime'. Garbage. But fun. And then you have the lead, Christian Slater. Probably not a winning career movie, even though I must say I would be extremely confused as to what was going on as well.

I could keep going, but i'll spare you Just know that if you want to laugh at a movie that does NOTHING right, this is it. Best line, "Christian says: "Don't be insane" to this guy. Just the way he says it is like he just asked him for a cup of coffee. You'll Enjoy if you can just open your mind of the joy of bad, bad, unintentionally bad movies. They can be highly amusing.

80's action in pure form. This is in the die hard mold, but less structure or bad guys. I must say before hand that James Woods is my favorite actor. He is amazing. IN this film he delivers the best 1 liner I have ever heard in my entire life. Ever. It's ends the movie in a hurricane of laughter. Laughter in a good way. Laughing at 80's movies. This one may have been made in 90, but it still has the 'pure cop with chip on shoulder' guy. I would also recommend The Hard Way with Michael J Fox. That's also one of James Wood's best performances.

Back to Cop. Watch for the violence. Watch for the great 80's Dialogue. Watch for a plot that while have some serious issues, is still passable and forgivably based on the movies final line. That last line, which I will not discuss her MUST WATCH THIS. Is the best ending to ANY movie I have ever scene (ofcourse in the context of an 80's action/adventure/cop/type movie). Enjoy!

Wow, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. 3.3? No, more like a 0. Seriously, I have watched literally hundreds of movies that are considered 'bad.' But this one is the worst. It's not even funny bad, it's just bad, really really bad. I'm vomiting just thinking about it.

These lines: "sonic bores blind folded" or, "I needed to make sure this ship survived, even if I didn't." Oh, there is the patented black guy, the bad guy in a suit, the old doctor, the 2 hot chicks, and the ugly one, the voiced over ship girl (T-Minus 10 minutes). Oh, and then there are the scenes where they talk to this girl in a floating orb, only none of the actors are even looking near the orb.

God I have a headache now. I have to watch Bad Santa to feel better. Yea, that's what i'm going to do.