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Im starting to think that i don't want to see "Karl Vs Axe" the part 4 of the Violent Sh+t saga. Well, i will watch it because I'm a big fan of part 3 and i think that part 2 is very entertaining. But, since 1999s Violent Sh+t part 3, Andreas Schnaas is only making bad and disappointing movies. Previous Schnaass movie was the horrible and unfunny horror-comedy "Dont wake the dead", now he makes a very similar movie. An unfunny horror-comedy. There are some good gore fx at the ending but nothing more, this movie is hard to watch, its impossible to watch without Fast forwarding. Its boring as hell. Timo Rose co-directs, he is a more talented director than Schnaass but this movie is just awful. The plot? a wannabe movie maker who jerks-off to a picture of Andreas Schnaas wants to make a movie with a group of chicks, then a book appears in the house(like an evil dead homage) and a group of monsters, including Karl the butcher from Violent Sh+it appears. Hardly watchable. 2/10

A Serbian Film is the story of Milos, a now retired Serbian porn-star that lives a quiet and happy life with his beautiful family(his wife and his 5 year old son). The only thing he wants is to make his family happy, so he accept a millionaire offer to return to the porn industry, to make one single movie. The producers of this movie doesn't tell him nothing about the content of it but he accept because he is having some economical struggles. This movie is already in the exploitation heaven (or hell). Its brutal, as brutal as a legal movie can be, and its filmed in a very professional way, with great music and great art. A movie you wont forget ever, watch it at your own risk. I have a new all time favorite with this. 10/10

Its spring break, and a group of people(erotic models, a fake erotic movie maker,and old couple, etc) take a tour to an island to know more about and old legend about a deformed man called Crowley. Off course, this mix of the elephant man and the toxic avenger is not just a legend and will start killing them all. Hatchet is a good horror comedy, with old school special fx, not cgi crap here thanks god and Belcebu. A very good amount of blood and severed heads are shown in all the old school fashion glory.Stupid bimbos screaming, an indestructible and ugly killer. Not a masterpiece, its a very simple and small movie, just like those very entertaining 80s movies. Definitevliy worth a look