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Let's get this clear - this story has no hero, only lowlifes who were exposed by other lowlifes.

Blake (the student) - A spoiled dolt who once he got money, became a Hollywood wannabe who lived on selfies with expensive booze or with semi-celebrities who likely didn't know who he was.

The parents - Moneygrubbers who evidently have no career or source of income other than lawsuits. The dad evidently wants to be like the cool hippy even though he's extremely litigious and the moonpie-faced wife is so fame- and money-hungry that she's intolerable. She took EVERY opportunity to get on TV trying to look her "sexiest" as if she's a single 25-year-old hottie. NOPE. She's a worn-out hag who thinks she's hot.

The sister - She wanted to be district attorney in Philadelphia but that ended up being too difficult so now she writes fiction. How interesting and coincidental. Oh and she dressed just like the mom on the TV interviews which she really didn't need to be in. But she totally wasn't looking for fame and her attention like her parents were, right?

The vice principal - the typical moron principal who HAS to act tough, overbearing and try to scare people. She even spoke to the media in a manner that is EXACTLY how these dope principals talk to 9th graders who they want to scare and rule over. She's a hag and a hack. Another nerd who had her lunch money stolen when she was in school and is now on a revenge trip.

School district - evidently doesn't care they may have a perv working on their IT and digital devices. A bunch of photos were suspiciously "deleted" and there's no way to know if this/these perv(s) had explicit photos of these kids and saved them to a personal device then deleted them from any school server.

School administration took the opportunity to be overbearing and scary; the IT people took the opportunity to look at young kids without knowing it; the parents took the opportunity to get more money and some pebble of fame/notoriety; the student/son took the opportunity to become a Hollywood-wannabe lowlife and the daughter took the opportunity to try getting a springboard to a legal professional but fell short.

Well, Corey Feldman was the executive producer and that's all you need to know. This "movie" is terrible from top to bottom but it's hilariously bad.

First, Feldman is the toughest guy on Earth. Not sure if you knew that. He can batter two huge dudes at the same time with little effort.

Second, his "abuse" scenes in comparison to Haim's are ridiculous. Evidently Haim was being nailed like a 2x4 by everyone yet Feldman was just so desirable and tough that he couldn't be "rear-ended," rather he just got blowies while he was sleeping.

Third, random hot chicks have just been throwing themselves and their drugs at Feldman since he was five. Yup, hottest guy on Earth that one.

Fourth, the dancing is atrocious, even worse than Feldman's fake Michael Jackson dancing. The kid playing Feldman was evidently told pointing two fingers is a revered dance move.

Fifth, understand that Feldman telling a story is like Eric Cartman telling the fish sticks story. It becomes more grandiose and ridiculous each time he tells it.

If you'd like to see an in-depth series concentrating on a serial killer and his crimes.....keep looking. The actual content dealing with the killer and his crimes is limited. But you'll get great content like clips from low-rent "paranormal researcher" shows that have filmed at the house in question. Because, you know, some people totally talk to ghosts (collective eyeroll). Or if you'd like a lot of information on the people who own the house now, you are in luck. Find out all about the new owner, who happens to be named Robin Graves, because of course you care about that guy, right? Anyway, it isn't good.