no1sbusiness
Iscritto in data feb 2002
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I saw it. Things happened. Not a lot of things, but they happened. The dialogue was hammy. The action very scripted. The visual FX were patchy, especially the backgrounds (I know they were going for "painterly" but it didn't quite work). It was about as Japanese as your local sushi shop's California roll.
I don't know, the trailers had me pumped up but this just was a snore fest.
Before anyone complains of "not getting it", I have lived in Japan for several years and love Japanese film (hell, I just won 15 Japanese DVD's from a comp at the national Japanese Film Festival here). I have also worked in visual FX on films and TV.
I "got" this film. It's just not good.
I don't know, the trailers had me pumped up but this just was a snore fest.
Before anyone complains of "not getting it", I have lived in Japan for several years and love Japanese film (hell, I just won 15 Japanese DVD's from a comp at the national Japanese Film Festival here). I have also worked in visual FX on films and TV.
I "got" this film. It's just not good.
I don't write many reviews but I feel compelled to have this on the record, for whatever that's worth, in the hopes of having other people keep a possibly useful 90 minutes of their life intact.
This was the worst thing I have ever seen committed to film or kilobyte. Not "worst" as in "most shocking" or "most disgusting" or "most horrific". Worst as in, "there is truly nothing to recommend about this film."
There is no story. Nothing. It's just appears to be an idea some guy had and he hired a camera to film the idea and then kind of just finished up when the rental was due back.
There is no acting to speak of. Or, I guess you could say there is overacting. Or repetitive acting (hit button A to swing tyre crowbar). It's atrocious. Some good flopping around on the floor is what I would say if I was being generous, but I'm not.
There is no actual dialogue to speak of. Maybe 10 lines in the entire film. This is not helped by the lack of acting.
The cinematography is bland. The staging is terrible. The post fx (nice rain, is that a bad After Effects plug-in I see?) are crap. The sound is boring.
I won't give away the biggest and most trite BS in the thing. I hope you won't find out for yourself, by actually watching the movie, but if you do, I dare you not to shout "F**K OFF!" at the screen at the end. You've been warned.
Actually I take back what I said earlier. This *is* probably the most offensive movie I have ever seen, just not in the way you are thinking. I am offended it was made and people spent time and energy on it.
This was the worst thing I have ever seen committed to film or kilobyte. Not "worst" as in "most shocking" or "most disgusting" or "most horrific". Worst as in, "there is truly nothing to recommend about this film."
There is no story. Nothing. It's just appears to be an idea some guy had and he hired a camera to film the idea and then kind of just finished up when the rental was due back.
There is no acting to speak of. Or, I guess you could say there is overacting. Or repetitive acting (hit button A to swing tyre crowbar). It's atrocious. Some good flopping around on the floor is what I would say if I was being generous, but I'm not.
There is no actual dialogue to speak of. Maybe 10 lines in the entire film. This is not helped by the lack of acting.
The cinematography is bland. The staging is terrible. The post fx (nice rain, is that a bad After Effects plug-in I see?) are crap. The sound is boring.
I won't give away the biggest and most trite BS in the thing. I hope you won't find out for yourself, by actually watching the movie, but if you do, I dare you not to shout "F**K OFF!" at the screen at the end. You've been warned.
Actually I take back what I said earlier. This *is* probably the most offensive movie I have ever seen, just not in the way you are thinking. I am offended it was made and people spent time and energy on it.
Just started watching Chuck on my girlfriend's recommendation and after watching most of the first series I can say that it definitely has potential.
It is certainly not going win any awards for best script/acting/whatever, but the characters are likable, the nerd humour works (especially if you're a nerd and pick up the references) and the relationships are being built up. It is light stuff. Someone mentioned Saved By The Bell. Maybe throw in some Parker Lewis etc and you get the idea. It is fun, silly, unlikely and lovable. If you don't want that check out something like True Blood (which is excellent).
To be honest, if you think this is one of the worst shows on TV, I feel really lucky that we don't get the majority of US TV in Australia because you guys must have some absolute junk.
As for comments along the lines of "I turned this off to watch Dancing with the Stars", well, I think we can pretty much establish a framework for your opinions.
It is certainly not going win any awards for best script/acting/whatever, but the characters are likable, the nerd humour works (especially if you're a nerd and pick up the references) and the relationships are being built up. It is light stuff. Someone mentioned Saved By The Bell. Maybe throw in some Parker Lewis etc and you get the idea. It is fun, silly, unlikely and lovable. If you don't want that check out something like True Blood (which is excellent).
To be honest, if you think this is one of the worst shows on TV, I feel really lucky that we don't get the majority of US TV in Australia because you guys must have some absolute junk.
As for comments along the lines of "I turned this off to watch Dancing with the Stars", well, I think we can pretty much establish a framework for your opinions.