Jemmy
Iscritto in data set 1999
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Valutazione di Jemmy
It was very pretty. And then it sucked. No, seriously. We are Jim Pearson, vastly amusing and not bad to look at, but does seem to think he's Indiana Jones. They told us our mission was to discover the vast subterfuge of Nazi-ism in Cleveland, but in reality, we get to play with psychics, runes, crotchety insane ex-detectives (played by Dennis Hopper in all his crotchetyness), wannabe actresses, and a slimeball named Dick. The point is actually to find the Black Dahlia, a mystical stone which contains all sorts of swirling evilness. This should be simple. Then again...
1. The puzzles are extremely finicky. Casual gamers should get the walkthrough, lest they find themselves sitting there asking, "How the heck am I supposed to know that?!?" 2. The graphics are fantastic. They do occasionally have that live-action blue screen artificial feel. Not often, though. 3. The story was "inspired by actual events". The actuality only went so far as the fact that there really was a Torso Killer, and the Black Dahlia did exist...only it was a SHE and not a STONE. 4. The ending(s). AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! It felt like so much effort and oh so very little payoff. We want to rewrite it. Better things can happen. This doesn't mean you shouldn't play it, though. Just be prepared.
This would make a fabulous pulp novel. More so than an adventure game.
1. The puzzles are extremely finicky. Casual gamers should get the walkthrough, lest they find themselves sitting there asking, "How the heck am I supposed to know that?!?" 2. The graphics are fantastic. They do occasionally have that live-action blue screen artificial feel. Not often, though. 3. The story was "inspired by actual events". The actuality only went so far as the fact that there really was a Torso Killer, and the Black Dahlia did exist...only it was a SHE and not a STONE. 4. The ending(s). AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! It felt like so much effort and oh so very little payoff. We want to rewrite it. Better things can happen. This doesn't mean you shouldn't play it, though. Just be prepared.
This would make a fabulous pulp novel. More so than an adventure game.
Personally, I was thrilled to see Dame Judi Dench as M become an important figure, and not just someone who sits behind the desk and sends men out to die. Previous Bond films have underused her. I cannot, however, say the same thing about Denise Richards's nuclear scientist. Evidently, Denise Richards comes from the Bridge School of Acting--unable to convey the concept of falling off of one, even if you push her. Yeah, I know why she was there, but she has less personality than the wet t-shirt she was sporting. And who would dress her in that jean jacket?!
Overall, however, my quibbles are few. I didn't approve of Bond's injury-- Bond should be impervious to injury. However, the rest of the film, with it even having a *plot* -- a step up from the atrocious Tomorrow Never Dies -- was pleasing. Sophie Marceau, as everyone has been saying, does a fantastic turn as Elektra King, and almost makes up for Denise Richards.
As for Brosnan, he was already my favorite Bond just due to GoldenEye, and he continues the role well through this movie. "James Bond Will Return" felt like a promise instead of the threat it was after Tomorrow Never Dies.
Overall, however, my quibbles are few. I didn't approve of Bond's injury-- Bond should be impervious to injury. However, the rest of the film, with it even having a *plot* -- a step up from the atrocious Tomorrow Never Dies -- was pleasing. Sophie Marceau, as everyone has been saying, does a fantastic turn as Elektra King, and almost makes up for Denise Richards.
As for Brosnan, he was already my favorite Bond just due to GoldenEye, and he continues the role well through this movie. "James Bond Will Return" felt like a promise instead of the threat it was after Tomorrow Never Dies.
