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I've heard about, of, and from Loius C.K. on numerous occasions in the past from his work as writer and performer on various talk shows and his own shows and movies, but really hadn't paid much attention, other than enjoying the results of his behind the scenes work and seeing him perform occasionally.

His work on "Shameless" is exceptional. Vulgar and potentially offensive to those who only look skin deep, but for those who hunt for true talent and brilliance regardless of the wrapping it's contained in will LOVE this incredible performance.

I kept thinking of the notion of "fantasy" in so many of his stories and personal anecdotes, most of which are obviously as false as Phyllis Diller's face, but the delight with which Loius paints these pictures is absolutely mesmerizing. I found myself almost hypnotized by a twisted weave of stories that seemed to marry "40 Year Old Virgin" with "Pulp Fiction". As profane as some of his material is, it always seems "tasteful" and simply brilliant.

If you missed it tonight, watch it on HBO On Demand whenever you want beginning on Monday.

First, I should probably acknowledge that I'm biased. I LOVE the extras and bonus features that are included on DVD releases of movies. Each feature ads to the ability that I have to be a part of and almost touch the production, the actors, location, and even the story. Call me romantic, but that's how I see it. And I AM romantic and a middle-aged man as well.

Not only am I surprised that this feature from the "Hitch" DVD merited a separate listing on IMDb, I'm surprised that what it covers was considered a "race". Maybe in the same vein as "Amazing Race" perhaps? I won't dare reveal the outcome or whether he accomplishes the record, but while it was a fun few minutes spent, I didn't get the sense of any dash for the finish line. More like a modern version of "Lives of the Rich and Famous" or the current "Fabulous Life of.." series on Bravo or is it A&E? I loved the movie, but there were other features far better than this.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go prepare for my surely record setting longest sleep in a night trial. Will I need to actually be awake for the ceremony, if I win?

The opening scene, now apparently leaked by the studio as well as being made quite obvious within the scene itself, says everything about the movie. Absolutely delicious!

Admittedly, I had very high expectations for this production, given the incredible ensemble cast (and it truly was an ensemble performance), but the finished meal is always better than the recipe (more food analogy. Sorry) "Red Dragon" proves once again that what makes an incredible movie is not action, stunts, and special effects, but well developed believable characters, incredible story, an original plot, and a journey. "Red Dragon" was an incredible journey.

There were so many major elements to love as well as nuances to savor. The cast, again, was incredible. I couldn't have imagined anyone else but these seven spectacular actors playing these characters. The story and screenplay each are examples of the best of American literature and cinema. Danny Elfman's score, like perfect seasoning, only enhanced everything else. The photography and cinematography were breathtaking. I even loved the "costumes". I rarely even care about wardrobe and costumes in plays and movies, but even that element was exemplary.

This is what going to the movies is supposed to be like. A joy, a sensational experience, pure entertainment, and a temporary suspension of reality in exchange for the reality being projected on the screen. Granted, I anticipated a great deal to begin with, but my expectations were significantly exceeded. Surely, I could mention nuances that, perhaps, could have been changed, but they would be on the magnitude of a fork being set slightly crooked at the table setting of the best dinner you've ever had in your entire life. What is it about this movie's relationship with food and dining? Oh that's right. It's absolutely delicious.

If you don't see "Red Dragon", you're truly starving yourself. Go. Treat yourself to a fine meal of a movie. Enjoy the fava beans and chianti. You'll thank me later. No tip necessary. This was the necessary tip.