w00f
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I saw a copy of this in Turkish without subtitles on Raygun TV. Not speaking a word of Turkish myself, I watched with the sound off. I haven't laughed so hard since Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things! Thus I can't speak to the dialogue, but absolutely everything else is so perfectly wrong! Snippets of Star Wars footage blatantly stolen. Grown-ups dressed in costumes so silly that no self-respecting six year old would wear them for a school play. Force? We don't need the Force; we have ludicrously choreographed fight scenes and looking up at crotches as the crotch bearer bounces off a trampoline again and again and again. I assume there must have been something like a plot in there somewhere but I couldn't spot it on my own. It's wrong and it's bad and I love it in the weirdest way possible. WHERE ARE THE SEQUELS?
This movie is similar to Puppet Master 3: Revenge of Toulon (1991) that I can't imagine the writer and director hadn't seen it before making this inferior film. Not that Puppet Master 3 was a masterpiece but this is so, so much worse. We're talking hand-puppets here. The accents are laughable, the costumes and makeup clownish. What more do you want from me, IMDB? Must I write a thesis to simply warn people away from a tragically stinky pile of crap on the cinematic lawn? There's not that much to say beyond that. If you're contemplating this, watch a Puppet Master flick instead.
Dammit, need t.
Dammit, need t.