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My dad took me to see this film when I was 6 (he's a good guy, really). Through my young eyes there was nothing cheesy or unintentionally hilarious about it, just disturbing to the core. A good deal of time is spent establishing the characters before any carnage begins. Enough so that I actually cared about the adults and the children. I was broadsided when the sadistic murdering began. The kills are lengthy and graphic, including a man beaten to death with a hammer (in slow-motion!) and woman's tub ruined by piranhas. As the kids were carrying her bleeding, dead, naked body out into the evening snow I made my dad get us the hell out of there. This movie warped me! Thanks dad!

Words cannot convey how much fun this DVD is. Cheap, raunchy and most importantly, hysterical laughs never stop in this sexy send up of the James Bond genre. I can only hope casting agents take notice of the ethereal Robert Donovan(Rod Steele himself) and make him the star that he is. He's so wonderfully cartoonish I can't believe he's a real human being. This kind of comedy has been missing from the boring, repetitive Hollywood machine the last 10 years or so. Damn refreshing! Please go out of your way to find this, it WILL blow your mind.

This is an above average effort from the softcore industry. From the "Goodfellas" like opening to the dramatic conclusion, "Body of Love" truly delivers the goods. Amber Newman lights everything around her on fire. I only wish the two cops that bust Amber & Chloe having sex had more scenes, they're right out of "Adam-12" and have a great presence.