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"Fisherman's Wharf" can only be described as sub par. It offers less than we would expect of any film, but a film by Thomas Edison? It leaves us craving for more --- and not in a good sense. There is no story, there is no intrigue, no suspense, no comedy, no drama, no plot, no point. If Mr. Edison's intention was to create an utterly useless waste of film, he has mightily succeeded. However, I doubt this was his intention, and whatever it was he was trying to accomplish, he has failed. Hell, we don't even to see any fishermen. There are no characters! There are only small fishing boats. How are we supposed to empathize with fishing boats? Worst characterization I have ever seen.

I saw this movie on an exchange trip to Germany. Before the movie started, a couple of us Americans were talking to a German girl in the exchange program about the movie. She said she found American Pie to be "cute" and this movie to be disgusting. We figured she just probably had different standards than us (we didn't see how American Pie could be cute), but after we saw this we saw how horribly wrong we were. American Pie was rather cute, in a goofy sort of way, and Knallharte Jungs was revolting. With no apparent storyline, irritating characters, and jokes about things like attempted date rape, a talking penis, and an old lady plunging a diarrhea-filled toilet with a vibrator, I felt violated and abused. I look back on the memory now with tears in my eyes. For shame, Mr. Henman, for shame.