The Glorious Seven

This film was a steaming pile of filth.

The writing was absolute garbage and the script was further abused by the absolutely horrible acting. I've seen better performances from third grades at a Christmas pageant.

If the director, writer, and producers had tied me to a chair and smashed my toes into a pulp with hammers for 84 minutes I would probably hate them less than I do now.

2 stars only for the title and nothing more to say

I really enjoyed watching that movie. because it is high entertaining and the same time fun bringing the audience at all parts of the world. I like very much the simplicity and the way of telling a action-story without bloody splatter and deep serious meaning. I am sure that there are a lot of people thinking like me. That want to see action, story and entertainment without brutality. Cinema should be again more like that. Entering a journey into beautiful environments and interesting settings. If I want to see horror and brutal death its enough to see news. I have the feeling that there is a new movement of cinema being entertaining but not to realistic. Have a look at how James Bond movies changed over the decades.. Honestly I like more the older ones which where more about entering e journey than seeing suffering and blood. Lets take Glodfinger.

I can only say great job... They got the line between.

1) The actresses playing Valentina and the guerilla who lets her guard down are pretty eye catching. Maybe it's because they're not the usual Hollywood Babe du Jour, I dunno. But there's that.

2) The scenery. I spent most of the flick trying to figure out where it was filmed. I was waaaaaaaay off most of the time. I wish I could take my RV to Europe and check out Spain and the Ukraine. Looks gorgeous!

Other than that, just kind of a cheesy, low-budget action flick. They usual horrible small-unit tactics too.

Watching now....very bad acting....glad i didnt pay to see it....waste of time dont bother