- Ms. Wicklund: You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.
- Colleen Collette: Ms.Wicklund - This isn't the real world.
- Colleen McKenzie: This is Canada.
- Guy Lapointe: Haters have got to hate, like the douches have to douche. That's the life, right there in a nutshell.