Mastizaade

I just couldn't believe, Mr. Pritish Nandy (Padma Shri) such an scholar is the producer of this film. I have nothing to say for the viewers but I surely would like to say to the director of the film Mr. Milap Milan Zaveri, MAN ! I'm really worried about you ! please start going to the gym and visit psychologist regularly, and if you are really serious about your film directing profession then start going to the film school too. Cheers!

Mastizaade was way obvious from trailers that movie will be having a lot of sex comedy and double meaning dialogues but some story line was expected as well at the same time. There was a lack of story in the movie it was just focused on double meanings and Sunny Leone skin, she was exposed full time in the movie, even though she was looking beautiful and her acting have improved from previous movies. But still audience will require some story with sunny Leone glamour in order to be a good movie over all.

Overall i can say its not so extraordinary movie,not a must but yeah people who are fan of Sunnyleone they should watch :)

This movie is one of the blasted the block is this movie . Sunny is acted very hotted with full of having cloths in the movie. Best part of in the movie is sunny Leone is the nicest movie. Coin toss scene is the comediest must watch is this movie

It's only January and we already have two sex comedies that are not worth even a single dime.

Sunny (Kapoor) and Aditya (Das) are two womanizers who philander their way to ceaseless sexual gratification. However, twin sisters Lily and Laila (both Leone) inspire these bachelors to take commitment seriously. What inspires them? Of course the hot bod. The rest of the plot revolves around Sunny and Aditya's attempts to woo these sisters while the narrative simultaneously smothers its audience with a crowd of unwanted, cringe-worthy characters.

If you did watch Kyaa Kool Hai Hum 3 in spite of my warning, then you will understand that Mastizaade is its cousin. Only this one is more mature and more porn-like. Nevertheless, it is full of crass, lousy dialogs that uses pun to create humor, and baseless story arcs.

Having said that, there is not much difference between Hollywood and Bollywood sex comedies for they are both made to appeal the male gaze. And Mastizaade is no different. While I do not expect much from Kapoor, Das playing such a role is a disappointment - the second time after he ran behind Miss Ranaut in Revolver Rani (2014). Leone is fine, but it's sad to learn that she will and can only work in such films because certainly Sooraj Barjatya is not gonna cast her in his follow-up to that disastrous Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (2015). Honestly, she cannot act.

BOTTOM LINE: Milap Zaveri's Mastizaade is a formulaic sex comedy that is neither funny nor appealing. Avoid!

GRADE: F

Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NO

What the f**k did i just watch?! That wasn't remotely funny!

Well, I'm not the kind of guy that stands up for the Indian culture and whatnot! Occasionally I do enjoy some good adult humour. But more than that I enjoy a good laugh. Was that too much to expect.

This movie...! It gave me none of that crap. It gave me a headache instead. That too by the intermission. I was seriously contemplating leaving but my friends insisted that we stay.

This is a movie about 2 sex addicts....Oh wait! Let me get that right. This movie is about 2 idiots played by the real life idiots Tushar and Virdas(anyone who has a brain wouldn't have anything to do with this movie) who seek rehabilitation at the hands of 2 more idiots played by Sunny Leone. And it doesn't stop there. By the time the movie ends, you've already lost count of how many idiots are on screen playing a cartoonish version of their real selves. The acting is just horrendous! Horrendous is actually an understatement! Tushar can't act for sh*t! Sunny... pls don't get me started on her acting skills! Virdas is talented for sure and tries his best to deliver and save the movie but you're left wondering what on earth is he doing in a monstrosity like this! And the rest of the cast gracefully appall us with a myriad of overacting!

The jokes are disgustingly humourless! The writers try their best to make us laugh with an orgy of whatsapp humour(as we've already seen in previous adult comedies like this). And even some of the original jokes just come of as a desperate attempt to make an already exasperated audience laugh. I remember chuckling at one point of the entire movie and that wasn't even an adult humour, it was a character just saying something funny as in all other genres of movies. The rest of the jokes made me cringe!!! Seriously, every joke was a molestation of my senses.

But that's all right! I get it. This movie was made so that Sunny can resort to showing a gracious amount of skin and a ton of cleavage to Indian audiences in a country where there's no porn industry. Yeah, who cares about the story and the acting, right!

I have a ton of respect for Sunny. I truly do. She emerged as a strong and an unbreakable woman after that disastrous interview... But that doesn't mean I'm going to give her crappy movie a positive review! It's the kind of movie that makes you feel like you've just lost a couple of IQ points after watching it. On that note, run folks! RUN!!