Sex Guaranteed

Well, this 2017 comedy from writers Brad Barnes and Sophie Goodhart was somewhat of an ordeal to sit through.

When I sat down in 2021 to watch "Sex Guaranteed", I must admit that I had expected a bit more from the movie than what directors Brad Barnes and Todd Barnes managed to deliver. Much to my disappointment.

Especially so since I had sat down to watch it as the movie had Dan Fogler on the cast list, and he is usually well worth watching in movies. But not in this 2017 comedy, apparently. Aside from Dan Fogler, then the movie also had the likes of Stephen Dorff and James Moses Black on the cast list. But these actors could only manage so much with the limitations of a lousy script and storyline.

For a comedy then "Sex Guaranteed" failed to deliver. I didn't laugh once throughout the course of this ordeal. So this movie was a massive swing and a miss from writers Brad Barnes and Sophie Goodhart.

It feels like "Sex Guaranteed" tried to be something that it wasn't, and directors Brad Barnes and Todd Barnes just didn't have the required skills to make the movie entertaining.

My rating of "Sex Guaranteed" is a generous three out of ten stars. If you enjoy comedies, then you shouldn't waste your time, money or effort on this 2017 movie. Some of us did so you don't have to.

The movie lives up to its title, but you have to wait till the end for any SEX! In the hands of a better scriptwriter or less hands in the cookie jar this could have been really great. Instead it is silly and too many needless diversions to stand above the crowd. I was going to give it 4 stars, but it is better than that Watch at your own discretion.

This is one of those questionable films that seems like most other "immature wild party filth filled dialogue" camp films for the first twenty (20) minutes or so. If you can just hang in there a road adventure commences at around the twenty (20) minute mark in which our star Kevin (Grey Damon) who is a roofer by trade, is encouraged by the wealthy and wild party animal Hank (Stephen Dorff), and a very hot and sexy prostitute named Zade (Bella Dayne) to ignore what he believes is his "penis jinx" and go after his so-called love of his life, his former engaged girlfriend Angie (Annalisa Chamberlin) and to win her love back.

As Kevin gets into Hank's pink cadillac which is being driven by the happy hooker Zade their threesome adventure really begins as I stated in my summary and the film becomes quite entertaining. These three (3) individuals who have completely different personalities as well as their own personal baggage somehow find a way to greatly help one another to not only get over their personal issues but to form a unique friendship.

I found this comedy/romance to be quite entertaining and I will most likely want to watch it again in the not to distant future as it was that good.

I give this quirky comedy/romance a decent 7 out of 10 rating.

Pretty dull and empty, despite the title. Basic plot, so-so performances, lacklustre direction - nothing going for this. Stephen Dorff is clearly now C-list.

Ha well that was a surprise. I very nearly avoided this film because comedy in films usually misses my antenna. I sometimes wonder if reviewers are watching a different film to the one I was watching, when I read their glowing reports.

That's not to say this one is full of laughs, in fact I never laughed at all, smiled a few times but that was about it.

However I watched the thing to the end, even read the credits so that's a good sign. It's one of those films you can come home too and watch while you are eating your dinner and not miss anything. If I was a girl I would probably say it was sweet, not the dinner, the film. There is no sex in this one despite the title, so don't watch if you are after tits and bums, the 3 main actors were good Dorf, Damon, and Bella Dayne, umm she's a little cutie I would gladly pay $1000 if I was rich. So 7/10 from me and well worth a butchers at if you get a chance