My Parents Will Never Know!

Three recent Girlsway segments are compiled on this VOD, with a DVD likely to follow utilizing the same cover art. It's NSG.

For the title scene, I enjoyed watching starlet Myra Moans and beautiful starlet-now morphed into MILF Chloe Amour make love in this Girlsway installment, somehow compensating for the absence of a story.

We're at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, one of porn's most often used and attractive shooting locations, and young neighbor Myra has volunteered to help Chloe move in. They rearrange a chair here and a painting there, but it's just an excuse for the duo to stare longingly at each other's rumps before heading for the living room couch to have sex. Only proviso: don't tell your parents!

The pair of lovely actresses are great to watch in XXX action, the only reason for such content to exist. At this rate, the Adult industry will dispense with "scripted content" (as they say on TV where so-called "Reality" shows have gained success in recent years) altogether.

"Swapping Phones and Swapping Spit" is one of the dumbest scenarios so far from the Girlsway label, a set-up that is transparently silly, just there to kill time before the promised sex begins.

Sheena Ryder, fitted out with industrial strength fake eyelashes (think: moths) talks to herself to set up the scene. She's got a friend's phone which she peeks at and finds a message from Little Puck that turns her on. So she pretends to be the friend and texts Puck to come on over.

Puck met the friend at a club, and for the next several minutes on Sheena's couch asks her a series of questions, all wondering why she's so different from the woman she met in person. Sheena tries to make up explanations, until Puck finally gets her to admit she's somebody else. No problem: Puck immediately makes love to Sheena including the title gimmick, spitting into each other's mouth.

Hardly a scintillating lesbian sex scene, just gonzo drivel courtesy of the directing team Anatomik Media and hack writer Midnight.

Worst of the three vignettes is the work of company boss Bree Mills herself, writing, directing and even "acting" in the junker. Titled "Dr. Dovefucker", the only word that came to mind as I watched this hard-to-take "comical" Girlsway segment was smutty. It places into a lesbian porn context a familiar dirty-movie situation that mirrors those perverted doctors who create scandals of abusing hundreds of patients, athletes or students under their care. Writer-director Bree Mills (who also has a leering cameo role) thought this was funny, but it's intentionally creepy and too obvious for laughs.

Lexi Luna plays the bad doc, fingering poor patient Dharma Jones, but of course DJ loves it by the end of the show. Her main problem is trying to keep a straight face as Lexi keeps escalating the abuse.

I'm not sure what the intended audience is for this, but surely it's difficult to take Bree seriously after watching it.