Misguided

Two threesomes make up this Pure Taboo DVD, neither of them believable, just excuses for the usual mean-spirited porn.

In the title segment, a rather nothing story is the excuse for porn's overworked stud of the year, Seth Gamble to bamboozle a couple of girls into three-way sex with him. I suppose his fans will enjoy this nonsense.

Avery Black and Bella Rolland are thrilled at the chance to tour the house of a big star named John, and their unscrupulous tour guide played by Seth pretends to be John's best friend. He shows them around and instantly seduces Avery, who is thrilled at the prospect of telling all her friends that she secretly had sex in the celebrity's bed!

Bella is grossed out at first but eventually gets turned on and joins in, with both gals enjoying this naughty 3-way. A dumb ending has John showing up and the poor embarrassed girls left by the trickster with cum on their faces. John is played by Michael Vegas, who co-directed this clunker with his regular teammate Siouxsie Q.

Lapis Afterglow's screenplay for "Roommate's Mixed Signals" is ridiculous, robbing a potential drama of any credibility. The actors try, but are stuck with roles only possible in a dumb porn movie.

Laney Grey stars as Nathan Bronson's lesbian roommate, who takes advantage of him by sashaying around their house in the nude and not respecting his privacy. At first he comes off as a sort of milquetoast (and not a believable character) who cooks for her and even does their laundry, but eventually he gets mad and turns into a male chauvinist pig.

He's tired of finding her having sex with her girlfriend (Spencer Bradley) with the bedroom door open, making noise and of course making him jealous. When he finds her one day instead making love to another woman (cutie Leana Lovings) he's had enough.

Story gimmick is that he's gonna move out but informs Laney he'll also get his revenge by finking on her to Spencer. Laney improbably tries to weasel her way out of this mess by offering to f*ck Nathan if he won't tell on her. Then comes the ridiculous final twist: Leana interrupts to offer a threesome, and even volunteers to show Laney how to make love to a man.

All this preamble just to have a standard gonzo threesome on the couch with everybody sexually satisfied. And there is zero surprise for a Pure Taboo episode to end on a nasty note.