Thick & Blonde

Milfy moves perilously toward all-sex content with this showcase for lovely and lesser-known blonde actresses, possessing big butts.

Two of the scenes spotlight Ford Mustang convertibles in an odd use of porn for product placement. In "Speed Trap", Sweet Vickie plays a cop who catches Oliver Flynn speeding and recognizes as a former lover, who fled from an upstairs window when her husband got home. Now he flees in his Mustang, but she captures him and f*cks him outdoors. She's sexy but can't act, a description fitting the rest of the cast.

In "American Make", Elisa Bethann accompanies her husband to the auto shop, where Codey Steele does work on the Mustang, and then Elisa works on Codey. This segment features one of porn's oddball but oft-used tropes: sex performed on a car hood. Elisa has mammoth jugs and a thick European accent.

Bree Brooks plays a New Age type with a yoga studio in "Vibrations", servicing Nathan Bronson (including anal sex) when he arrives to service her router, fixing trouble with her internet connection.

Spencer Scott, a Playboy Playmate two decades ago, stars in "Accidental", playing a music teacher helping Parker Ambrose learn how to play the cello. When his bow accidentally touches her intimately, they make love -a scene with hardly any intro.