Breadwinners: Anatre fuori di testa

Nickelodeon has been garbage lately, first Korra, then Sanjay and Craig, NOW THIS... What the crap is this? This sucked! Nickelodeon gave THIS a series, yet they rejected The Modifyers? All this show is is two ducks twerking and making unfunny butt jokes. There ARE a couple innuendos, but it's nothing you haven't seen before. This is an extremely poorly made cartoon. Bad acting, bad characters, bad plots, HORRENDOUS ANIMATION, and no redeeming factors. Any parent that lets their kids watch this waste of time should be shot. If you want a REAL funny but silly cartoon, check out Uncle Grandpa on Cartoon Network. Also watch Wander Over Yonder on Disney XD, stay clear of Breadwinners on Nickelodeon. Save yourself.

I gave this show a go. I saw the commercials awhile ago but I didn't want to judge a book by its cover. Before anyone bashes me saying I'm basis towards older shows making this review unfair; I like Teen Titans Go!, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gumball and Tenkai Knights. I don't mind shows like Steven Universe, Gravity Falls and Sanjay and Craig. Clarence looks promising too. I laughed my butt off and I can't wait for it to come out. But THIS show is what I'm going to be avoiding like the plague along with Cartoon Network's Uncle Grandpa. First of all, this show gives its viewers the wrong idea that feeding ducks bread is okay. It causes them a lot of problems. Secondly, this show takes unoriginal to a whole new level. Honestly, I can't take this seriously. I can't imagine the creators thinking to themselves that this show is quality stuff. Last but not least, it's gross and lacks good comedy. If I had a nickel for every bad joke on today's Nickelodeon, I'd have enough money to take this off the air. Maybe I'm exaggerating. Go ahead and judge it for yourself. If you like it, good for you. Don't let me stop you from liking something. But I hate it and it makes me angry to just look at it. It is a waste of a time slot for an actually good show.

I'm probably going to sound harsh on this, but this is one of the WORST SHOWS I'VE SEEN MY WHOLE LIFE! I mean, come on Nick! Why can't you see that kids don't like fart jokes or anybody? It's...Not....Funny. Plus, why are the ducks twerking and showing their butts? It's disgusting. What happened to shows like Hey Arnold!, Doug, CatDog, or Rugrats? You know what else makes me mad? Nick airs the most grossest shows ever instead of mature cartoons like Hey Arnold! Why Nick? Why???

Anyways, I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If this is renewed for another season, oh my gosh I'm going to strangle something!!!! I'd rather watch Dora than this bullcrap....

Remember when Nickelodeon was good? When Nick GAS was still around? When we still had awesome shows like Kappa Mikey, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and Jimmy Neutron? I do too. Man, those were the DAYS.

And now we have Breadwinners.

This is a show that tries to be "cool" when its theme song is a cheesy rap (although I must admit it is pretty catchy) and it's full of potty humor, and the two main characters have the most tryhard "we wanna be cool" names I've ever heard: SwaySway and Buhdeuce. All these guys do is twerk and deliver bread.

I will say that I enjoyed the show a LITTLE bit, so it gets a 2/10 instead of a 1.

Nickelodeon has seriously gone down the tubes lately. This show isn't making it any better. If you REALLY want a quality cartoon, then go watch Kappa Mikey.

RANT AHEAD: Let me just start off by saying when it comes to nick, originality is dead and ignorance is bliss. I gave up on nick awhile ago but I saw my little brother watching this and I said well I don't really watch cartoons besides Adventure time and Regular Show but I'll give this a try. I couldn't make it past 5 minutes. Even my brother ended up saying it was terrible and he's still a little kid. This is just a show filled with all the stupid bathroom jokes we wish would go away because they got old QUICK. Nickelodeon is messing up and I don't know how many more of shows they can allow to flop as bad as this one. They only thing keeping them afloat is there sitcoms it seems. As for there cartoons this is just becoming as repetitive as Justin Bieber songs. And it's not a good repetitive. They seem bent on that this formula of 2 brothers/friends going on pointless misadventures with no actual plot in sight is going to work, But it doesn't. Fanboy and Chum Chum, Robot and Monster, Sanjay and Craig, and now breadwinners. They all feel like the same terrible idea. Breadwinners in no different. No real plot. The main characters are both idiots as usual. There is no character development so far and judging by nick's past there will be none. The characters are unlikeable. The animation isn't too great either. It's not johnny test choppy, but it's not great. This show has no redeeming qualities at all. Nick needs to get itself together because they haven't aired a new good show in years now. Funny that they passed on Adventure time because it was pitched to them before Cartoon Network and whether you like AT or not, it's gotten great reviews and is successful. If you ask me, nick needs to take a page out of Cartoon networks book and make a show with a deeper plot that still has a lot of comedic and cartoonish elements. And stop using these washed up fart jokes that aren't funny to anyone anymore with a duo of characters that are complete idiots. My theory, if you like Breadwinners you IQ is equivalent to the breadwinners.

The Verdict: Breadwinners is not much else but 2014's Fanboy and Chum Chum. It's full of unoriginal jokes, poor writing, lackluster animation, and not really anything appealing about it. I would say stay away from this show.