Airplane vs. Volcano

I think people are being a bit too harsh with their reviews.

First off, this is obviously not a Hollywood blockbuster.

Second, stop taking this movie seriously.

Get some friends, get some good food and some herb and get ready to laugh your a$$ off at a horrible attempt at a movie.

You have to appreciate that Dean Cain used to be Superman and is now in this low budget film.

Honestly, my favorite part of this movie was how unbelievable it was. I think if you have the right mindset, and aren't expecting Passenger 57 or Con-Air, you'll really enjoy how dumb this movie is.

One of my favorite things to do when I don't want to watch a good move, is to watch a bad movie. It's so much fun watching unbelievable plots with sub par acting and even worse special effects.

So, next time you watch a "bad" movie, remember to set your standards low and it might have be a great movie if you let it just be dumb.

I guess it's not for everyone. But, if you're taking life too seriously all the time, you'll miss gems like this movie. Cheers!

This was undoubtedly the worst movie i've ever seen. (And I've seen a lot) A 10 year old could have come up with a better story line. Not only is it not realistic, it lacks logical sense as well. Even if that was OK, they've tried to squeeze in too many such stories into one.

Had they tried to work on one scenario, its may have been watchable at least. It was actually funny to watch and wonder if the director actually thought it was possible?

The graphics in the movie are horrid as well. I can't believe they made this type of movie in 2014.

Do yourself a favour and don't watch this.

This movie has to be the best movie ever created that can actually waste 2 hours of your time without giving anything back. You can actually learn more by watching the wall and following some ants around the house.

I recommend reading a book about nothing.

You can go out and just sit on the front of the house and enjoy 2 hours better than this movie.

I will be adding this movie to the worst list ever of movies that can waste money on actors and produce nothing.

10 lines!

Dean Cain,Robin Givens & Lawrence Hilton – Jacobs.

a Kondelik movie.

Actually besides happening to be topical,This movie has a lot going for it.

Dean Cain is a 'Must' go – to of B-movie leading men having recently been on AMC 'Comic Book Men' with Kevin Smith.

Robin Givens as a scientist comes off as smart and half way through film removes her blouse.

Lawrence Hilton -Jacobs plays a Air Marshal,Take that ! Liam Neeson &' NON STOP' 'A' pictures.

Lots of special effects used real well and made it feel dangerous and toasty.

The supporting cast is led by two,One good guy ,TULLY : Morgan West,Who had a lot of emoting and lines and The Bad – CRIEGER :David Vega,Who was a stereotype middle eastern early on and then became this maniac with an amazing penchant for beating good to death.

*** Watch this !

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Okay, my mind is recovering: well, me and my family decided to sit down and watch some television on a very mundane Tuesday evening. Finding little to watch, we ultimately stumbled across the SyFy channel. There we took notice in the brilliant title "Airplane vs Volcano." It may have been better to just watch a blank wall for the equivalent amount of time that this movie took up. Me, my family, and even our dog lost IQ points for having sat through this.

If you are capable of suspending all belief and thought, then you might let this movie pass for not being the dumbest thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

To sum up this movie: random volcanoes spike out of the earth, and Dean Cain pilots an airplane stuck in autopilot. If that sounds appealing to you, good luck!