- Evan: I'd still like to grab coffee or something, sometime. Because I think you're the most attractive person I've ever seen. But that doesn't outweigh that you might be a mental patient and I gotta make sure that you're the kind of crazy I can deal with.
- Evan: Sunrises and sunsets. Some things are just beautiful no matter what. And a constant reminder that you only get so many, so you gotta fuckin' enjoy them.
- Evan: Some pizza and a bottle of wine with the right person - that can make the shittiest day better.
- Evan: Are you a vampire, werewolf, zombie, witch or alien?
- Louise: Human. Are you scared of me?
- Evan: Yeah. But explain it to me.
- Louise: Sorry, I...
- [Evan gets up to leave]
- Louise: Evan. Calm...
- [Evan leaves]
- Louise: Fuck.
- [She follows after him shows him the cover of the book]
- Louise: Evan. That is me.
- Evan: No, it's not.
- Louise: It is. I posed for that painting almost 2,000 years ago.
- Evan: This is the crazy I can't handle.
- Louise: My eyes are like this because of hereditary heterochromia. Do you know what that means?
- Evan: I don't know. You like, give it to your kids or something?
- Louise: Correct, but I've been giving it to myself. There are things I've found out in the last two decades that I don't understand entirely and you may find them upsetting.
- Evan: You're trying not to upset me? You dumped me and became a monster.
- Louise: Okay, you win one argument. Um, do you know what embryonic stem cells are?
- Evan: Cure stuff. You abort babies to get them.
- Louise: Not necessarily, but you kinda get the idea. They replicate for a long time and can be used to heal or maintain your whole body.
- Evan: That's what you are? You're like, "Newsweek" Fountain of Youth Cells or something?
- Louise: Sure, so my body uses the cells so I stay the same age and heal very fast. But...
- Evan: Embryonic cells? Are you fucking pregnant?
- [She nods her head]
- Evan: Fuck!
- Louise: I conceive and about a week later I'm a healthy 20 year old with 50% new DNA. I stay the same age for about 20 years and then I need new cells.
- Evan: And you dumped me once you got them.
- Louise: You wouldn't have recognized me anyway. I'll have to start a new life, I always do, every 20 years.
- Evan: Why tonight? Why even get to know me?
- Louise: I didn't wanna hurt you. Goddammit, I mean physically. Before my body uses the cells it goes crazy. I run, I turn to creatures from our evolutionary past, I, I fucking kill stuff.
- Evan: Fuck! Hey, we both have tempers, huh?
- Louise: Yeah, but mine's worse and something is off and I thought I can control it, but, fuck, I got... I got desperate and I tried occult books and I ate my rabbit.
- Evan: What?
- Louise: Okay, it's not magic, okay? There's stem cells in cat brains and rabbit intestines, testicles.
- Evan: Use those.
- Louise: I do, but they aren't as effective.
- Evan: Okay, well, whatever I saw on your living room floor, that was not the physical laws of the universe. I need a second.
- Louise: Okay, just because you haven't seen something before, Evan, doesn't mean it's supernatural. Evan. Can you please stop walking away, please?
- Evan: Give me a minute.
- [He goes to a phone and calls Tommy]
- Evan: hello? Tommy! Hey, it's Evan. What's up, man? I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, I met a girl. Yeah, she's, she's really hot, yeah. Um, you have a sec? I got this girl, or uh, maybe monster, pregnant and I don't know if she's gonna like, give birth to herself or... Hello? Tommy, Tommy! Smoked a huge bowl? Gotcha. Yeah, right before I got on the phone, okay. Um, no, no, no problem man, no problem at all just uh, I'll call you back another time. Yeah. Yup, enjoy.
- [He hangs up and walks back over to Louise]
- Evan: I know it's complicated, obviously, but let's talk about this.
- Louise: [pointing to flower] That's me. It's something chemical. Pheromones. If I do this to a plant you have to wonder what it is you're actually feeling.
- Evan: I've seen what happens to you. I mean, I've seen this at its worse, right? And I can deal with that part.
- Louise: No. You wanna be with someone that is basically going to be related to you when you're 85 and look like an inbred pedophile?
- Evan: Yes, probably.
- Louise: In a day I'll be someone else and Evan, you should get far to keep all your stuff attached.
- Evan: Let's, let's use the time we have.
- Louise: Why? Why?
- Evan: For just a little while longer I'm a normal guy, you're a normal girl. We're here. I'd regret it if we didn't take this to its end.
- Louise: Evan, you know um, that I'm not in love with you, right?
- Evan: You like being with me. You like the sex and all that.
- Louise: You smell good. And you are funny. And I like the closeness.
- Evan: Great. So. How different is your personality gonna be when you use my sales?
- Louise: Well, with your impulsiveness and some other personality stuff about half of you. Keep my memories, that's nice.
- Evan: When you realize that you're madly in love with me. That's the only way this goes down.
- Louise: To live forever, yes.
- Evan: What about not forever?
- Louise: Evan, I really think you're great, but I'm not giving up eternity for a guy I just met a week ago.
- Evan: I know, I don't mean to sound like a selfish dick. But is there a way?
- Louise: My adult stem cells, but they're weak and they would give me one life.
- Evan: So you'd be choosing death?
- Louise: I don't choose.
- Evan: What?
- Louise: Nothing, nothing. Seven days from getting pregnant my body metabolizes the cells and that's in about a day.
- Evan: So spend it with me on a road trip.
- Louise: No . The transformations are getting way worse and I can't control them.
- Evan: Twenty-four hour road trip or until you love me.
- Louise: Evan, maybe we should just rip the band-aid off before a fucking scaly appendage rips off your... head.
- Evan: You know you get until earth dies, I get one more day with you. Shit?
- Louise: What?
- Evan: Immigration, they came to the farm today.
- Louise: Fuck, we should get out of here.
- Evan: Why?
- Louise: Um, Italian jail?
- Evan: What?
- Louise: Yes, they throw in illegal immigrants all the time. Dude, they're gonna rape you.
- Evan: Anybody ever driven off the cliff?
- Louise: I did once, years ago.
- Evan: You're not driving. All right, where's our first hideout?
- Louise: Naples.
- Evan: What, Naples?
- Louise: Good restaurants and stores for you to buy some clothes.
- Evan: You never told me you had a car.
- Louise: It never came up. Pull over.
- Evan: What else do you have?
- Louise: You've see my boat.
- Evan: Come on, in 2,000 years you must have invested in something.
- Louise: Okay, I have an apartment in Rome. In Paris. In Bali.
- Evan: So you're slumming it with me right now.
- Louise: It actually is a fucking nightmare. I have to constantly come up with new federal ID numbers, will stuff to myself. It's a nightmare.
- Evan: Right.
- Louise: Right.
- Evan: What's your original name?
- Louise: Uh... I don't remember.
- Evan: Really?
- Louise: Well, do you remember the address of your childhood home?
- Evan: Yes, I do.
- [Sirens are heard going off]
- Louise: Fuck! Evan, they're going to find you, the police, get down, down!
- Evan: Just get down.
- Louise: Hold on, hold on.
- [She wipes the window and gives the police a thumbs up]
- Louise: Are they gone?
- Evan: Yeah. That was very European.
- Evan: This is some hipster shit. We should get back on the road.
- Louise: What do you like more? Pool or the ocean?
- Evan: Um, ocean.
- Louise: No sharks in pools, that's nice. But the ocean goes on and on and on. It's mysterious.
- Evan: Put your feet in the ocean, then.
- Louise: No, this pool has enough mystery. I mean, it doesn't make any sense, but it's nice. Like you.
- Evan: I don't make any sense?
- Louise: No, not really.
- Evan: Why go on the run with me then?
- Louise: First time we sat down and talked it was easy. And then it stayed easy.
- Evan: And that's it?
- Louise: You had a profound moment I missed?
- Evan: First time we had sex.
- Louise: Really?
- Evan: Yeah.
- Louise: No, I mean really, like, you knew then you wanted graves next to each other.
- Evan: No, I mean there wasn't a moment when I knew. But I do know.
- Louise: I'm just saying if I felt we should share all of our time together, and I'm not saying I do, it's not because of something that could be expressed. And also like, you saw me all fucked up, and you're still here.
- Evan: Oh. I guess your place is clean. I like that. And your voice. Your voice keeps me around.
- [She speaks French]
- Evan: What?
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